pussy-licker's paradox 

When your sexual partner establishes that receiving head is a catch-all solution to their personal problems, and you give them so much head that it causes them to feel guilty. However, guilt is a personal problem, which can therefore be solved with more head. Thus, the pussy-licker's paradox.

"She felt felt bad because I was eating her out more than she was going down on me, so I ate her out to make her feel better"

"Aw dude, sounds like you encountered the pussy-licker's paradox!"

pussy-licker's paradox by Cunningle January 16, 2023

licked a bum's ass 

A point of horrid disgusting realization that you have made a terrible mistake. Unfortunately, it's too late for it to be undone.

A phrase which takes on meaning similar to "faux pas" or "sticking one's foot in one's mouth" but with more of a twist.

Imagine that you went out drinking heavily one night, came home, and went to sleep. The next day, you check your "Sent Email" folder and find that you sent ten emails between the hours of 3am and 5am: five of them sent to your ex-girlfriend, four sent to co-workers, and one sent to a local massage parlor inquiring if they "offer any additional services". When you were describing these happenings to a friend later, you would say, "Well, I really licked a bum's ass last night..." and then you would describe your actions in great detail.

licked a bum's ass by B. Cilfone October 27, 2008

Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection 

If you live in Livonia, MI, the mayor is Dennis Wright. Rumor has it that he has a collection of window lickers in alphabetical order.

Everyone, come look at Window Licker Micheal in Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection!

Mayor Wright's Window Licker Collection by LTown122 October 23, 2018

It’s like being licked by a mule

The state of being so taken aback; as if you had been licked by a mule.

Holy shit bro dat rack has me feelin’ floored. It’s like being licked by a mule.

It’s like being licked by a mule by The deplorables July 27, 2022

lickel shpickel 

The name given to oral sex between 2 elderly Jewish spinsters.

"Edith, how would you like to chow down on my lickel shpickel?"
"No thanks Sarah as I've just taken my teeth out for the night."

lickel shpickel by LiberaceHudson October 6, 2017

Licker Sticker

A sexual act involving shoving an entire box of Altoids in your mouth before you have sex with a woman so your mouth waters uncontrollably. You then tease her by licking her tits and let your drool pool in between her fun bags. Slowly dip your dick in your drool to get it all wet and when she looks at you with her "fuck me eyes" spit all of the altoids into her face, flip her over as quick as you can and stick your dick in her butt.

Example
Dan: Heard you went out with Sara last night?!
Brad: Hell yeah! I took her back to my place and gave her the licker-sticker.
Dan: You have some nerve doing that to my sister bruh!!

Example
Your mom is wild! She let me give her the licker sticker and ate all of my altoids after!

Licker Sticker by ZuulButtSecks April 12, 2019

ass`wipe`licker`shit 

ur an asswipe 4 readin dis!

FuCk u FiNd oUt aNoThEr WaY Fagz

ass`wipe`licker`shit by DA BADDEST BITCH September 8, 2003