"Wow! Did you hear that Susan and her gal Linda were leaving the backwoods of Missouri and heading to the big smoke?"
"No I didn't. Where are they moving to and when?"
"They're moving to Detroit in early October. They will be bona fide city lickers then."
"Yes, they will. Good luck to them I say."
"No I didn't. Where are they moving to and when?"
"They're moving to Detroit in early October. They will be bona fide city lickers then."
"Yes, they will. Good luck to them I say."
by LiberaceHudson September 03, 2017
What the social media platform Twitter should be actually named. A mass group of Twats talking shite endlessly and thinking of themselves as modern-day Aristotles.
Mac was going to go on Twatter but realised he had a life and so closed the laptop and went out and met the world with a smile.
by LiberaceHudson September 24, 2017
A very portly yet jocular Irish television presenter who is known for his quite considerable girth and prodigious eating abilities.
"You'll never guess who I saw in the local health shop last week?"
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."
"I have no idea although I think it's a safe bet to suggest it wasn't Eamonn Holmes."
"No, he was down Gregg's. They had to close the shop after he'd been there to do a restock."
by LiberaceHudson September 22, 2017
When a fart sounds as if it will be a simple affair however it comes out in a totally different manner entirely alternating between loud and rasping to a tiny squeaky whisper before becoming a full-on cacophonous row once more.
Myra lifted a cheek to slide out a subtle fart in the restaurant but was met with shocked and stunned silence when instead a fart salad tore out from her ringpiece instead. The smell was highly repellent as well. She paid up and left very quickly and never returned, such was her embarrassment level.
by LiberaceHudson September 03, 2017
Brenda looks like she's just dismounted a horse. Might be something to do with her first cherry hump with that African American basketball player.
by LiberaceHudson October 07, 2017
An explosive sound emanating from the female front bottom similar to flatus but without the rancid smell.
Barry grew up in a very open household, his parents regularly walking about naked in front of him. One day he was talking with his friend Emily on the telephone when his mother walked past him without a stitch on. Without warning, she let out a very aggressive sounding queef which shook him to the core. It was not unlike the sound that is made when a rubber bath mat is pulled forcibly up from the inside of a bathtub. Barry suddenly felt quite nauseous and dry-heaved. Emily asked what was wrong. Barry couldn't say. Barry's mother was by now in the next room banging Barry's dad who was none the wiser.
by LiberaceHudson September 23, 2017
Curvy in today's world means a woman who is gratuitously obese. In the old days, it meant a woman whose body went in at the waist and out at the hips and denoted a fine looking woman who magnified her femininity out into the world.
Beth is so large that there is no longer a dress size in which she can fit. She has taken now to wearing floor to ceiling length curtains. It's 2017 and she is a curvy woman.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017