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lesbitarian 

a bookish, often bespectacled member of the flat-shoe wearing community. May be confused with a heterosexual, dowdy female
Look at the girl with the books, do you reckon she's a lesbitarian?
lesbitarian by nathdogg September 24, 2003

Lesbeterian 

Facetious term for lesbians. Used prominently by comedienne Judy Tenuta in the album title: Attention Butt Pirates and Lesbeterians. The word sounds similar to the Protestant Presbyterian sect, reinforcing the idea of describing a distinct in-group.
We were halfway through our appetizers before we realized that everyone else in the restaurant seemed to be Lesbeterians.

What is this, a Lesbeterian convention?
Lesbeterian by mr pinky December 28, 2008

lesbatarian 

Jim: "She doesn't like meat in her mouth."
Savard:"WHY?"
Kenny:"Because she's a lesbatarian."
lesbatarian by THE LESBATARIAN January 31, 2010

Lesbitarian 

I like the bean curd at that Lesbitarian restaurant.
Lesbitarian by Pykey3174 November 8, 2008

Lessetarian 

Someone who eats meat but voluntarily reduces their intake for health or ethical reasons.
Because there was no refrigeration, my grandfather's family only had meat on the weekends when they had company. I do the same, but I call myself a lessetarian.
Lessetarian by Ken Eckert May 27, 2008

lesbitarian 

one who eats lesbians, specifically those who have never once had a live man's penis inside of her.
No Tanya, I will not put on my muff-diving goggles. You used to have a boyfriend. I'm lesbitarian.
lesbitarian by Sally Simpkins December 2, 2010