laurengitis 

to have the affliction of being lauren
not an unpleasant affliction per say, but may make you prone to bouts of AWESOMENESS

"ive got laurengitis"

laurengitis by lo-lipop January 20, 2009

giada de laurentiis 

The hot guido on food network who makes tasty Italian dishes while teasing you with firm breasts and tomato red lips. Her show is the closest thing to food porn on basic cable. She is known for adapting traditional Italian dishes to a level of difficulty that someone as stupid as you could make. She also likes to make you feel bad by exaggerating the Italian pronunciation of words like pancetta (pan-cheyt-ta) and prosciutto (shove-your-cock-in-my-mouth). My girlfriend and her roommates think she has an abnormally large head.

Rachel Ray looks like she can suck some dick, but I'd bang the shit out of Giada De Laurentiis

giada de laurentiis by clarence beeks December 9, 2008

giada de laurentiis 

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.

I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis

giada de laurentiis by god June 4, 2005

laryngitis 

when a person is so wasted they can't speak

George Bush has laryngitis

laryngitis by Snake September 10, 2004

laurinaitis 

A term for a cool person. Usually can dance well. Dislikes egotistical assholes and hangs out with fabulous dudes.

Egotistical asshole: I think that guy doesn't like me.
Fabulous dude: Of course not. He's a Laurinaitis.

Random person: Look at that guy! He's such a good dancer.
Random person 2: Duh, he's a Laurinaitis.

laurinaitis by LietandtheDuchy August 25, 2011

Technical Laryngitis 

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.

My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.

Technical Laryngitis by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010

Peripheral Laryngitis

A behavioral phenomenon in which sustained focus on abstract, strategic, or future oriented thought gradually reduces awareness of the immediate environment and nearby social cues. Common indicators include:

1) Hearing distant narratives while unintentionally tuning out nearby conversations.

2) Recognizing large scale patterns while overlooking immediate interpersonal signals.

3) Becoming cognitively absorbed in systems, ideas, or future outcomes at the expense of present awareness.

The phenomenon is most often observed in future oriented or systems driven thinkers, where mental bandwidth becomes increasingly allocated toward abstraction rather than the immediate present.

In advanced presentations of Peripheral Laryngitis, subjects may consciously or subconsciously disengage from their surroundings when those surroundings are perceived as low-value, repetitive, or misaligned with the scale of problems occupying their attention.

Peripheral Laryngitis by Grammar_monster May 21, 2026