laurengitis

to have the affliction of being lauren
not an unpleasant affliction per say, but may make you prone to bouts of AWESOMENESS

"ive got laurengitis"

by lo-lipop January 20, 2009

giada de laurentiis

The hot guido on food network who makes tasty Italian dishes while teasing you with firm breasts and tomato red lips. Her show is the closest thing to food porn on basic cable. She is known for adapting traditional Italian dishes to a level of difficulty that someone as stupid as you could make. She also likes to make you feel bad by exaggerating the Italian pronunciation of words like pancetta (pan-cheyt-ta) and prosciutto (shove-your-cock-in-my-mouth). My girlfriend and her roommates think she has an abnormally large head.

Rachel Ray looks like she can suck some dick, but I'd bang the shit out of Giada De Laurentiis

by clarence beeks December 9, 2008

giada de laurentiis

Hottest chick to ever appear on Food Network. Great pair of tits. Nice face. And she can actually cook too.

I'd like to have sexual intercourse with giada de laurentiis

by god June 4, 2005

laryngitis

when a person is so wasted they can't speak

George Bush has laryngitis

by Snake September 10, 2004

laurinaitis

A term for a cool person. Usually can dance well. Dislikes egotistical assholes and hangs out with fabulous dudes.

Egotistical asshole: I think that guy doesn't like me.
Fabulous dude: Of course not. He's a Laurinaitis.

Random person: Look at that guy! He's such a good dancer.
Random person 2: Duh, he's a Laurinaitis.

by LietandtheDuchy August 25, 2011

Technical Laryngitis

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.

My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.

by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010