god's definitions

email me

A polite way of saying piss off.

-You're not going out tonight.
- Whatever, email me.

by GOD February 8, 2005

Jazz Time

Jazz Time is the measurement of time that Jazz musicians often follow. If the gig was at 9 pm, and you show up at 9:17, that's Jazz Time.

Aren't these guys late? Nah, it's Jazz Time.

by god November 27, 2012

matthew perry

The guy on Friends who had extremely violent weight fluctuations. He was pretty funny though.

Wasn't Chandler skinny in the previous episode? What happened!?

by god March 25, 2005

Rider

A flat out hoe.

Look at that prostitute and her rider boy friend!

by God July 3, 2006

Pooney

A little, fuzzy, sex God.

Yo, you are a little Pooney

by God January 31, 2005

Slipknot

Slipknot rocks. Joey is one of the best drummers that i have ever created. All you people that don't listen to them, I don't really care, but you really need to get a life and do something other than bash them you sick fucks. Go do something that will actually matter. Like killing yourself.

Love,
God :-D

Slipknot ROCKS MY SOCKS

by God December 18, 2004

heros

The one chosen bre whos name means sex and was put on the earth to pleasure girls and to have sex.

'I take after the great heros'

by God April 20, 2005