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Dong Respond
When you're watching porn on your phone and someone keeps texting you, and you feel obligated to reply. A Dong Respond is that slow, one handed, typed out reply to those pesky messages interrupting your self-loving.
Dong Respond by zeethepisces June 12, 2016
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i don't know how to respond to that
When someone either genuinely does not know how to respond to something or is trying to avoid the topic of conversation. Often used to make situations awkward, and can be used to end conversations.
friend: my girlfriend just cheated on me
me: I'm so sorry to hear that
friend: I wish I could get over this in two seconds, ugh I hate life.
me: I don't know how to respond to that
me: I'm so sorry to hear that
friend: I wish I could get over this in two seconds, ugh I hate life.
me: I don't know how to respond to that
i don't know how to respond to that by Born_2_Win_145 May 12, 2019
Please respond
Used by either autistic nerds, or ironically by alphamales. Autistic nerds will commonly say "please respond" as a panic response when texting a girl who doesn't respond within 3 minutes.
Guy: "Hey"
Girl: "hi"
Guy: "I always had a crush on you since middle school, i just never had the courage to tell you. Do you want to hang out? I mean, I don't mind if you say no, but if you want to we can totally hang out. :)"
Guy: "hello?"
Guy: "Please respond"
Or used Ironically
Girl: "Heyyy"
Guy: "You should be an archaeologist"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Because I have a large bone to be examined"
Guy: "Please respond"
Girl: "hahaha okay ;)"
Girl: "hi"
Guy: "I always had a crush on you since middle school, i just never had the courage to tell you. Do you want to hang out? I mean, I don't mind if you say no, but if you want to we can totally hang out. :)"
Guy: "hello?"
Guy: "Please respond"
Or used Ironically
Girl: "Heyyy"
Guy: "You should be an archaeologist"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Because I have a large bone to be examined"
Guy: "Please respond"
Girl: "hahaha okay ;)"
Please respond by Raz~ January 23, 2012
Don't respond to grandma
To respect your elders. When grandma speak you should not answer her. This is the ultimate sign of respect, marking the grandma as the alpha of the family, the ultimate gigachad.
Don't respond to grandma by sphagett April 27, 2022
plz respond im bored
yo so who ever is reading this i have an idea so right now after u read this respond with a word and ill try and vote it because im trying to have a whole ass conversation with some random person online thx
plz respond im bored by grape bleach December 15, 2020
guilt respond
When you talk to someone and they don't actually listen to the context, but rather simply reply with a short phrase or answer with arbitrary meaning so that they don't seem rude for not answering you.
So, do you think i should go study engineering, or just go and get a job straight away? A man's got to do, what a man's got to do". God damnit Jerry, stop guilt responding to me!
I'm not friends with Jerry anymore, all he ever does is guilt respond, everytime i talk.
I'm not friends with Jerry anymore, all he ever does is guilt respond, everytime i talk.
guilt respond by Nigger87 December 13, 2015
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ulzzang
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EBK
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Blexas
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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