laryngitis 

when a person is so wasted they can't speak

George Bush has laryngitis

laryngitis by Snake September 10, 2004

Technical Laryngitis 

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.

My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.

Technical Laryngitis by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010

laurengitis 

to have the affliction of being lauren
not an unpleasant affliction per say, but may make you prone to bouts of AWESOMENESS

"ive got laurengitis"

laurengitis by lo-lipop January 20, 2009

Larynvagitis 

Larynvagitis is an inflammation of your voice box (larynx) due to overuse, irritation or infection caused by deep throating. Larynvagitis may be short-lived (acute) or long lasting (chronic). Most cases of larynvagitis are not serious, but persistent hoarseness can sometimes signal a more serious underlying lack of self respect.

I swallowed it all the way last night and woke up with a terrible case of larynvagitis.

Larynvagitis by coooker September 19, 2009

Larynginas

An awful disease that is contracted through eating bad pussy. There is currently no known cure.

"Man did you hear Tim's voice?" "Ya man he went down on Bridget on Sunday at Burning Man and caught the Larynginas!"

Larynginas by Needle point October 7, 2013