laryngitis

when a person is so wasted they can't speak

George Bush has laryngitis

by Snake September 10, 2004

Technical Laryngitis

When your computer freezes and you cannot respond to an IM.

My computer locked up and I couldn't respond to her IM, I had a bad case of technical laryngitis.

by The Wicked Chica August 21, 2010

laurengitis

to have the affliction of being lauren
not an unpleasant affliction per say, but may make you prone to bouts of AWESOMENESS

"ive got laurengitis"

by lo-lipop January 20, 2009

Larynvagitis

Larynvagitis is an inflammation of your voice box (larynx) due to overuse, irritation or infection caused by deep throating. Larynvagitis may be short-lived (acute) or long lasting (chronic). Most cases of larynvagitis are not serious, but persistent hoarseness can sometimes signal a more serious underlying lack of self respect.

I swallowed it all the way last night and woke up with a terrible case of larynvagitis.

by coooker September 19, 2009

Larynginas

An awful disease that is contracted through eating bad pussy. There is currently no known cure.

"Man did you hear Tim's voice?" "Ya man he went down on Bridget on Sunday at Burning Man and caught the Larynginas!"

by Needle point October 7, 2013