latext 

Any text originating from or ending in the city of Los Angeles.

Latext me your arrival time to LAX.

latext by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

latext 

Any text sent or received with rubber as a central theme.

My friend from Thailand sent a latext to his customer at Goodyear saying that the spot market price of rubber had been bouncing around all day.

latext by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

latex glove

What your doctor puts on before fondling your balls.

*latex glove snap*

I'm going to need you to turn your head and cough for me.

latex glove by M. Bill Ferguson December 23, 2008

latexo 

Whenever a guy starts to brush his nipples while having sexual thoughts about his pet lizard

Hey Angie, I heard you got bored and latexoed last night!

latexo by Jello manny January 21, 2017

Latent Gay 

Latent Gay. Someone who is transparently gay but believes himself to be straight. Spends all of his time shopping and drinking coffee with straight women who see him as a friend. Wears lots of salmon pink clothes. Inspite of being gay, talks constantly about which woman he'd like to fuck. Often overherd making very stupid, xenophobic/racist comments.

"Have you seen the tits on (generic female name) - she's a shag. BTW I'm going shopping"

"Hey, we could go to the bar, but I fancy a nice hot black coffee inside me"

"Oh, my, GOD! Did you see those two dykes just then, they were soooo ugly"

Latent Gay

Latent Gay by Super Keith McCann March 10, 2007

latex missle 

Using a latex condom even though you know you're allergic just so your dong will swell up to superhuman size and crush pussy.

Dude, I fucked Brooke last night! At first she was a bit disappointed but then I bombed her pussy with a latex missle

latex missle by Cave man101 December 18, 2019

Latex Landmine 

When walking through a park and you nearly step in human feces and on closer examination, you see a condom within the softened stool. More disgusting when still steaming. These are usually created in the darkness of night with only two people present. The unsuspecting victim will then carelessly step on to the Latex Landmine the following morning. This is usually followed by gagging, vomiting and a hot shower. Latex Landmines are commonly sited as reasons for homophobia.

I nearly stepped in a Latex Landmine a few months ago at a local park. There was no questioning in how is was created. It has been the subject of many conversations with my friends. I am no longer a fan of homosexual relations. Please keep this activity at home!

Latex Landmine by D-Ram April 14, 2010