latexo

Whenever a guy starts to brush his nipples while having sexual thoughts about his pet lizard

Hey Angie, I heard you got bored and latexoed last night!

by Jello manny January 21, 2017

Latexo, TX

A small east Texas town, filled with drama. 99% of the people are fake but the 1% that aren't are amazing people

Anon1: Dude, this place is filled with drama
Anon2: Yeah man, it's Latexo, TX

by IAmNotAnAnon August 2, 2011

latex glove

What your doctor puts on before fondling your balls.

*latex glove snap*

I'm going to need you to turn your head and cough for me.

by M. Bill Ferguson December 23, 2008

Lateo

Lateo is a term to describe a very sweet epic friend. Usually they are a friend that makes your day better by being there for you. Despite being named Lateo, they go online pretty early. They may doubt themself, but they are a genuine great person.

“Wow bro you’re so awesome. Not as awesome as Lateo but pretty awesome!” Said the boy made from lime.

by BarfBelly77 September 2, 2019

latex missle

Using a latex condom even though you know you're allergic just so your dong will swell up to superhuman size and crush pussy.

Dude, I fucked Brooke last night! At first she was a bit disappointed but then I bombed her pussy with a latex missle

by Cave man101 December 18, 2019

Latex Landmine

When walking through a park and you nearly step in human feces and on closer examination, you see a condom within the softened stool. More disgusting when still steaming. These are usually created in the darkness of night with only two people present. The unsuspecting victim will then carelessly step on to the Latex Landmine the following morning. This is usually followed by gagging, vomiting and a hot shower. Latex Landmines are commonly sited as reasons for homophobia.

I nearly stepped in a Latex Landmine a few months ago at a local park. There was no questioning in how is was created. It has been the subject of many conversations with my friends. I am no longer a fan of homosexual relations. Please keep this activity at home!

by D-Ram April 14, 2010

latex

Thin rubber material most commonly associated with sexual fetishes, in particular BDSM. Common clothing items might include: tight leggings, corsets, mini-dress' etc... Whilst most commonly found in black, latex can come in any colour. This material is slightly stretchy (although it can tear easily), is photosensitive (so should be kept out of sunlight) and should be oiled before each use with special latex oil to give it that glossy shine.

Jesus, she was so hot in that skin-tight latex mini-skirt!

by Evangeline Prue October 21, 2008