latent 

LATENT is the same as closet queen.
A repressed homosexual,someone who is
secretly gay but pretends to be straight.
They may have sex with women but prefer to fuck the arse.

There once was a fellow called hunt,
who liked doing girls back to front,
it was blatently clear
hs was latently queer
cause went up the arse not the cunt

latent by mugwump November 16, 2004

Latent Gay 

Latent Gay. Someone who is transparently gay but believes himself to be straight. Spends all of his time shopping and drinking coffee with straight women who see him as a friend. Wears lots of salmon pink clothes. Inspite of being gay, talks constantly about which woman he'd like to fuck. Often overherd making very stupid, xenophobic/racist comments.

"Have you seen the tits on (generic female name) - she's a shag. BTW I'm going shopping"

"Hey, we could go to the bar, but I fancy a nice hot black coffee inside me"

"Oh, my, GOD! Did you see those two dykes just then, they were soooo ugly"

Latent Gay

Latent Gay by Super Keith McCann March 10, 2007

Latent Heterosexual 

A person who later in life is sexually attracted to persons of the opposite sex. Or a person who at a late age, has sexual relations with the opposite sex. Colloquially known as "almost straight."

For many years Sammy played with himself, and then suddenly, Betty with the two left footed children came into his life, and helped him understand that he was a latent heterosexual.

Latent Heterosexual by jeffbo May 25, 2009

Latent gay 

A person whose sexual orientation is still "in the closet" and he or she is "late in" realizing that they are in fact GAY.

Kath:"Hey, I think John is totally sweet.But I'm not sure he's really INTO ME"

Jane:"No and he'll never be into you. He loves home decorating,arranging flowers,Broadway tunes and the boy hasn't tried to sleep with you in the six months you've been dating. He's great but not straight. He's a latent gay."

Latent gay by Intelligentwmn March 1, 2009

Latent Anxiety 

Latent Anxiety is a fresh award-winning multi-genre music project from LA with main focus on a meltdown of grinding electronic industrial sounds with tight played guitars in a progressive new wave style. The aim of this eclectic artistry covering even diverse and experimental styles is to musically reflect developments in modern society.

Hey isn't that Latent Anxiety playing?

Yes turn it up.

Latent Anxiety by industrialhammer April 30, 2009

latent heat 

The tingling burning sensation felt on the anus after doing a large poo! Although felt on the anus, this phenomenon is sensed by the individual as a temperature increase within their cubicle directly proportional to both the girth and gestation period of the poo.

Dave wrote off my toilet this morning and blamed his sweating on the latent heat produced by his massive shit!

latent heat by LFBG2G February 1, 2014

Latent Homosexual 

One who is inordinately enraged by the casual use of "strict" terms (like "charcoal" and "propane"), hangs out with "the guys" and rarely has sex with his lawful wife.

Is also unusually interested in, um, tools, power tools, his personal tool shed, drives a powerful (ie. penis) pick up truck

Above all, evinces a woman's sensitivity to mundane things such as the clothes his child wears, the hat his "buddy" wears.

Almost always: an anal-retentive type.

Hank Hill, a latent homosexual who fits all of the above and more. His constant desire for "meat, perfectly grilled" is also interesting.

He also has a distinct fear of the female body and its functions.

Latent Homosexual by JstLuvTxs September 29, 2010