Rahmadan

New holiday in the City of Chicago celebrating the birthday of Mayor Rahm Emanuel.

It's November 29th; what are you doing for Rahmadan?

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

Greek credit card

A credit card used to run up debt which is then assumed by another. Typically obtained either by college students or Southern European nations.

College Student #1 "I'm tapped out & have no money to shop and party."

College Student #2 "Well, you need a Greek credit card."

months later...

Parent "I just got your credit card bill in the mail. You need to go get a job because I'm not paying this!"

College Student #1 "Geez, don't be so German!"

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

Rahmulan

Follower of the leader known as Rahm Emanuel, mayor of the City of Chicago. Much like Star Trek Romulans, a Rahmulan can sometimes be aggressive.

I used to work for da Mayor, but I'm now a devoted Rahmulan.

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

soggy carpet

wetness of nether regions; esp: vaginal

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

latext

Any text sent or received with rubber as a central theme.

My friend from Thailand sent a latext to his customer at Goodyear saying that the spot market price of rubber had been bouncing around all day.

by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

latext

Any text originating from or ending in the city of Los Angeles.

Latext me your arrival time to LAX.

by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

TOFU

Acronym standing for Totally Obnoxious Foodie Urbanite

"FU to you too TOFU," I said to the guy giving me a hard time about the menu.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011