jrcdmc's definitions

horroratory

Pessimistic, evil, and/or negative rhetoric that is devoid of any of the classical logos, pathos, or even ethos factors of good oratorical delivery. Devoid of any redeeming qualities, horroratory sells fear like a bad 1950s era Hollywood B- drive-in horror flick.

Did you see the 2016 Republican National Convention? Every speech was a horroratory, but Donald Trump gave a Trump University Speech 101 quality horroratorical address.

by jrcdmc July 25, 2016

antique show

a gathering of old and/or retired persons

The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.

I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

grains

The desired food of a North Korean zombie.

All the North Korean zombie kept saying was "grains, Grains, GRAINS!"

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

TOFU

Acronym standing for Totally Obnoxious Foodie Urbanite

"FU to you too TOFU," I said to the guy giving me a hard time about the menu.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

latext

Any text sent or received with rubber as a central theme.

My friend from Thailand sent a latext to his customer at Goodyear saying that the spot market price of rubber had been bouncing around all day.

by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

Rahmadan

New holiday in the City of Chicago celebrating the birthday of Mayor Rahm Emanuel.

It's November 29th; what are you doing for Rahmadan?

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

soggy carpet

wetness of nether regions; esp: vaginal

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011