jrcdmc's definitions

soggy carpet

wetness of nether regions; esp: vaginal

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Rahmulan

Follower of the leader known as Rahm Emanuel, mayor of the City of Chicago. Much like Star Trek Romulans, a Rahmulan can sometimes be aggressive.

I used to work for da Mayor, but I'm now a devoted Rahmulan.

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

grains

The desired food of a North Korean zombie.

All the North Korean zombie kept saying was "grains, Grains, GRAINS!"

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Rahmadan

New holiday in the City of Chicago celebrating the birthday of Mayor Rahm Emanuel.

It's November 29th; what are you doing for Rahmadan?

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

antique show

a gathering of old and/or retired persons

The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.

I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

horroratory

Pessimistic, evil, and/or negative rhetoric that is devoid of any of the classical logos, pathos, or even ethos factors of good oratorical delivery. Devoid of any redeeming qualities, horroratory sells fear like a bad 1950s era Hollywood B- drive-in horror flick.

Did you see the 2016 Republican National Convention? Every speech was a horroratory, but Donald Trump gave a Trump University Speech 101 quality horroratorical address.

by jrcdmc July 25, 2016

Greek credit card

A credit card used to run up debt which is then assumed by another. Typically obtained either by college students or Southern European nations.

College Student #1 "I'm tapped out & have no money to shop and party."

College Student #2 "Well, you need a Greek credit card."

months later...

Parent "I just got your credit card bill in the mail. You need to go get a job because I'm not paying this!"

College Student #1 "Geez, don't be so German!"

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011