Definitions by jrcdmc

horroratory 

Pessimistic, evil, and/or negative rhetoric that is devoid of any of the classical logos, pathos, or even ethos factors of good oratorical delivery. Devoid of any redeeming qualities, horroratory sells fear like a bad 1950s era Hollywood B- drive-in horror flick.

Did you see the 2016 Republican National Convention? Every speech was a horroratory, but Donald Trump gave a Trump University Speech 101 quality horroratorical address.

horroratory by jrcdmc July 25, 2016

Greek credit card 

A credit card used to run up debt which is then assumed by another. Typically obtained either by college students or Southern European nations.

College Student #1 "I'm tapped out & have no money to shop and party."

College Student #2 "Well, you need a Greek credit card."

months later...

Parent "I just got your credit card bill in the mail. You need to go get a job because I'm not paying this!"

College Student #1 "Geez, don't be so German!"

Greek credit card by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

Rhamulan

Follower of the leader known as Rham Emanuel, mayor of the City of Chicago. Much like Star Trek Romulans, a Rhamulan can sometimes be aggressive.

I used to work for da Mayor, but I'm now a devoted Rhamulan.

Rhamulan by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

Rahmulan 

Follower of the leader known as Rahm Emanuel, mayor of the City of Chicago. Much like Star Trek Romulans, a Rahmulan can sometimes be aggressive.

I used to work for da Mayor, but I'm now a devoted Rahmulan.

Rahmulan by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

Rahmadan 

New holiday in the City of Chicago celebrating the birthday of Mayor Rahm Emanuel.

It's November 29th; what are you doing for Rahmadan?

Rahmadan by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

Rahman Noodle 

Euphemism for budget cuts to fill a budget deficit in the City of Chicago.

Streets and Sans was hoping for their annual budget increase, but all they got was a Rahman Noodle.

Rahman Noodle by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

TOFU 

Acronym standing for Totally Obnoxious Foodie Urbanite

"FU to you too TOFU," I said to the guy giving me a hard time about the menu.

TOFU by jrcdmc June 19, 2011