soggy carpet

wetness of nether regions; esp: vaginal

My man "the carpet cleaner" came over today to give me the soggy carpet.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

latext

Any text sent or received with rubber as a central theme.

My friend from Thailand sent a latext to his customer at Goodyear saying that the spot market price of rubber had been bouncing around all day.

by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

latext

Any text originating from or ending in the city of Los Angeles.

Latext me your arrival time to LAX.

by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

TOFU

Acronym standing for Totally Obnoxious Foodie Urbanite

"FU to you too TOFU," I said to the guy giving me a hard time about the menu.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

horroratory

Pessimistic, evil, and/or negative rhetoric that is devoid of any of the classical logos, pathos, or even ethos factors of good oratorical delivery. Devoid of any redeeming qualities, horroratory sells fear like a bad 1950s era Hollywood B- drive-in horror flick.

Did you see the 2016 Republican National Convention? Every speech was a horroratory, but Donald Trump gave a Trump University Speech 101 quality horroratorical address.

by jrcdmc July 25, 2016

antique show

a gathering of old and/or retired persons

The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.

I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Early to bed, early to rise

American aphorism attributed to Ben Franklin (aka "Poor Richard") and originally thought as an admonition to adopt a Protestant work ethic. Later scholarship has revealed that its true meaning was intended as folk medical advice for those wanting early morning erections.

After watching "John Adams" on HBO, I found out what Ben Franklin REALLLYYY meant by "early to bed, early to rise." VERY wise advice, if ya know what I mean.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011