jrcdmc's definitions

latexting

the act of sending a text with condoms as a central theme.

My booty call demanded that I put on a jacket, so I had to do some quick latexting to the local pharma to find out if they were open.

by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

antique show

a gathering of old and/or retired persons

The VFW is such an antique show, but man those guys can party.

I got an invitation to the ultimate antique show...the AARP!

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

Greek credit card

A credit card used to run up debt which is then assumed by another. Typically obtained either by college students or Southern European nations.

College Student #1 "I'm tapped out & have no money to shop and party."

College Student #2 "Well, you need a Greek credit card."

months later...

Parent "I just got your credit card bill in the mail. You need to go get a job because I'm not paying this!"

College Student #1 "Geez, don't be so German!"

by jrcdmc June 20, 2011

horroratory

Pessimistic, evil, and/or negative rhetoric that is devoid of any of the classical logos, pathos, or even ethos factors of good oratorical delivery. Devoid of any redeeming qualities, horroratory sells fear like a bad 1950s era Hollywood B- drive-in horror flick.

Did you see the 2016 Republican National Convention? Every speech was a horroratory, but Donald Trump gave a Trump University Speech 101 quality horroratorical address.

by jrcdmc July 25, 2016

latext

Any text originating from or ending in the city of Los Angeles.

Latext me your arrival time to LAX.

by jrcdmc June 18, 2011

TOFU

Acronym standing for Totally Obnoxious Foodie Urbanite

"FU to you too TOFU," I said to the guy giving me a hard time about the menu.

by jrcdmc June 19, 2011

latext

Any text sent or received with rubber as a central theme.

My friend from Thailand sent a latext to his customer at Goodyear saying that the spot market price of rubber had been bouncing around all day.

by jrcdmc June 18, 2011