laserfuck

When you shoot someone in the eye with a laser pointer.

"you just got laserfucked"

"That guy tried to laserfuck the president and got killed by the secret service"

by isaidyo February 11, 2014

Lasterfuck

The time before when your shit got fucked up (as opposed to this time when your shit is currently fucked up).

"No, that was lasterfuck, this time I actually caught a charge" ...dick cop

by anonymous October 30, 2016

laserface

In short, Philip Rivers and the many retarded facial expressions he makes during games. Similar to ManningFace, but funnier.

Man, Rivers was sure giving us some great laserface this past Sunday.

by theamazingk January 22, 2009

lamefuckingcupcakebitchcunt

1. When something is so stupid, there are no words to use except for a grand combination.

Pal A: rockband came today.... the game is missing...like everything is there but the game is missing...and the wireless adapter for the guitar is broken. forreal.
Pal B: bahh lamefuckingcupcakebitchcunt.

by lovesyou02 March 26, 2009

lamefuck

an insult which describes a person as lazy and stupid

"Don't pay attention to that lamefuck."

by kyohaku October 2, 2008

LaserJockey

A person who entertains crowds by making laser aerial effects move to the beat of the music. A LaserJockey can transform an empty warehouse or dull nightclub into a poppin off dance party. A LaserJockey is so talented in their craft that they can manipulate the laser effects to look good for any genre of music. LaserJockey's are professionals that adhere to a certain standard of performance and safety. LaserJockeys put on the best laser light shows in the United States.

Woow the LaserJockey is killing it right now. I have never seen lasers move like this. The LaserJockey is making the lasers dance!

by LaserJockey October 21, 2010

lazorfuck

The most pleasurable form of sex.

"He was so good in bed, we lazorfucked all night long."

"I wanna lazorfuck you so bad!"

by monkeman42069 February 12, 2009