laserfuck

Name: laserfuck Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 25.00 USD
Availability: InStock

When you shoot someone in the eye with a laser pointer.

"you just got laserfucked"

"That guy tried to laserfuck the president and got killed by the secret service"

laserfuck by isaidyo February 11, 2014

Words you can keep

Lasterfuck

The time before when your shit got fucked up (as opposed to this time when your shit is currently fucked up).

"No, that was lasterfuck, this time I actually caught a charge" ...dick cop

Lasterfuck by anonymous October 30, 2016

Related Words

laserfuck • laser fucked • Lasterfuck • loser fucked • loser-fucker • lusterfuck • lamefuckingcupcakebitchcunt • laserface • LaserJockey • lazorfuck

laserface

In short, Philip Rivers and the many retarded facial expressions he makes during games. Similar to ManningFace, but funnier.

Man, Rivers was sure giving us some great laserface this past Sunday.

laserface by theamazingk January 22, 2009

lamefuckingcupcakebitchcunt

1. When something is so stupid, there are no words to use except for a grand combination.

Pal A: rockband came today.... the game is missing...like everything is there but the game is missing...and the wireless adapter for the guitar is broken. forreal.
Pal B: bahh lamefuckingcupcakebitchcunt.

lamefuckingcupcakebitchcunt by lovesyou02 March 26, 2009

lamefuck

an insult which describes a person as lazy and stupid

"Don't pay attention to that lamefuck."

lamefuck by kyohaku October 2, 2008

LaserJockey

A person who entertains crowds by making laser aerial effects move to the beat of the music. A LaserJockey can transform an empty warehouse or dull nightclub into a poppin off dance party. A LaserJockey is so talented in their craft that they can manipulate the laser effects to look good for any genre of music. LaserJockey's are professionals that adhere to a certain standard of performance and safety. LaserJockeys put on the best laser light shows in the United States.

Woow the LaserJockey is killing it right now. I have never seen lasers move like this. The LaserJockey is making the lasers dance!

LaserJockey by LaserJockey October 21, 2010

lazorfuck

The most pleasurable form of sex.

"He was so good in bed, we lazorfucked all night long."

"I wanna lazorfuck you so bad!"

lazorfuck by monkeman42069 February 12, 2009

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026