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Lasterfuck
The time before when your shit got fucked up (as opposed to this time when your shit is currently fucked up).
Lasterfuck by anonymous October 30, 2016
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laserface
In short, Philip Rivers and the many retarded facial expressions he makes during games. Similar to ManningFace, but funnier.
laserface by theamazingk January 22, 2009
lamefuckingcupcakebitchcunt
Pal A: rockband came today.... the game is missing...like everything is there but the game is missing...and the wireless adapter for the guitar is broken. forreal.
Pal B: bahh lamefuckingcupcakebitchcunt.
Pal B: bahh lamefuckingcupcakebitchcunt.
lamefuckingcupcakebitchcunt by lovesyou02 March 26, 2009
LaserJockey
A person who entertains crowds by making laser aerial effects move to the beat of the music. A LaserJockey can transform an empty warehouse or dull nightclub into a poppin off dance party. A LaserJockey is so talented in their craft that they can manipulate the laser effects to look good for any genre of music. LaserJockey's are professionals that adhere to a certain standard of performance and safety. LaserJockeys put on the best laser light shows in the United States.
Woow the LaserJockey is killing it right now. I have never seen lasers move like this. The LaserJockey is making the lasers dance!
LaserJockey by LaserJockey October 21, 2010
lazorfuck
lazorfuck by monkeman42069 February 12, 2009
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Oblication
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
Surf Dracula Syndrome
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
Northstarring
Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
Plate of Brown
A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026
Larpenomics
When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026
Palmela Handerson
Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026