lazorfuck

The most pleasurable form of sex.

"He was so good in bed, we lazorfucked all night long."

"I wanna lazorfuck you so bad!"

by monkeman42069 February 12, 2009

Lazyfuck

~Where fully reclined is a state of mind ~

Bunch of reclining lazy fucks.

Hence the short example I'm to lazy.

by Tropic September 23, 2004

Lazyfuck

Lazyfuck is reclined 24/7, its run by a 30yrs old, a pimp by night, retard by day.

To be a lazyfuck, go to lazyfuck.net (forums-hazing) its mandatory that you have at least one good story to prove to us, you are truly a Lazyfuck, then you'll be at home.

See forums at Lazyfuck.net

by Tropic September 28, 2004

laserfuck

When you shoot someone in the eye with a laser pointer.

"you just got laserfucked"

"That guy tried to laserfuck the president and got killed by the secret service"

by isaidyo February 11, 2014

lazyfuck

The true forums of the gods..

Also: LF

a website located at www.lazyfuck.com, which has spawned a breed of "lazyfucks".

"Get off your ass and order me a pizza, Chris!"

"You can order your own pizza you LF!"

by Slip February 6, 2005

Lazyfuckinitis

When someone is a lazy fuck and uses an excuse to not do something

“Sally called in sick for work because she was suffering a severe case of lazyfuckinitis”

by zemazterkreator January 20, 2024