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loser-fucker 

n. term created by a sexy nerd and utilized by elgeco to describe everybody else on XOXO besides a sexy nerd and elgeco

n. used to describe xoxoers who post on xoxo 15 hours a day (satisfying the definition of loser) and xoxoers who are assholes (satisfying the definition of fucker). strangely, it describes all xoxoers besides a sexy nerd and elgreco.
loser-fucker by UltimateGod October 6, 2004
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loser fucked 

1. adj; to enter a state of extreme intoxication in which speech, reasoning, logic, fine and coarse motor skills degrade or cease all together

2. adj; complete and utter disregard for acceptable social norms, particularly in a party environment

3. adj; to be accepting of any person in either of the above conditions
Dude, I did so much cocamine last night, I was straight loser fucked.
loser fucked by picklezfromcanada December 6, 2010

laser fucked  

to get repeatedly pointed at by your coaches laser pointer during an after game film session. The coach yells during this occurence making the fucking more intense.
dude, i did so bad that game, im gonna get laser fucked on monday.
laser fucked by Billy Reilly October 25, 2007

fucked up lover 

try's to mess with your feelings and heart. takes things to quickly. doesn't listen first time if u say no or stop!!! thinks of u as a person they like to make out with and that all they don't actually like u or care about you very just want u to have sex or sexual shit like that, sorry but if u have someone like this hunny u might love them but girl your stronger than that take it from experiance . I would drop them xoxo
person 1: Ive got to go

other person: just come here

person 1: you are one fucked up lover aren't you!
other person: shut up get here now!
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