Lasterfuck
The time before when your shit got fucked up (as opposed to this time when your shit is currently fucked up).
Lasterfuck by anonymous October 30, 2016
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lustrefuck
By the time the system administrator came in Lustre had already crashed the whole grid. It was a total lustrefuck.
lustrefuck by MrProcrastinator March 18, 2010
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Masterfucked
"That midterm masterfucked the shit out of me."
Masterfucked by isteratter October 23, 2010
masterfuckingbate
Today, I masterfuckingbated to Maria Tara Ryabushkina’s lesbian adventures. God!, she is so fucking hot!
masterfuckingbate by Bad C dev October 7, 2021
LobsterFuck
1. A horny female lobster in high heat.
2. A person who gets in your way while walking in public. Someone rude who doesnt notice they are being rude.
2. A person who gets in your way while walking in public. Someone rude who doesnt notice they are being rude.
1. That girl is such a lobsterfuck. She is trying to be a whore.
2. (Guy bumbs into me on the street and walks away without apologizing) "Hey you lobsterfuck! Apologize!
2. (Guy bumbs into me on the street and walks away without apologizing) "Hey you lobsterfuck! Apologize!
LobsterFuck by Jdawg480 April 16, 2009
Masterfuckation
Masterfuckation is a combination of masturbating and fucking. When one clones their clone and has sex with that clone it is between sex and masturbating so it is shortened to masterfuckation.
Masterfuckation by Doggolover6868 April 13, 2019
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Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
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