(lag-tōst) n. 1. Extreme computer lag, or comparative slowness of receiving and/or processing information (particularly during video game play).

Etymology:
< The Battle Grounds server lag < "lag" < various combinations of the word lag with others in search of the perfect description of extreme lag (lag bagels, lag muffins, etc.) < lag + toast (lag + the associations attached to the word toasted = perfect description) < lagtoast

Upon encountering extreme lag while playing an online videogame, one may sum up the situation by using the word lagtoast.

Other commonly used variations include the shortened "toast", which may be used as an adjective, noun or verb describing a thing which is in a state of lag, that which is essentially lag, or the act of causing a state of lag, respectively.

Leet speak variation: 70457 ( 7 = T, 0 = O, 4 = A, 5 = S )

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Laugter

The word "laughter" as typed by someone who has a broken H key on their keyboard. Used to substitute "hahaha," which would otherwise be typed "aaa" which is just awkward.

Person A: I have no clye.
Person A: clue
Person B: laugter

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lagtastic voyage

When you are playing a sweet fps on any online gaming network and its lagging so gal-darn much you are teleporting around without trying.

Player 1: I was walking up the stairs, and when i got to the top, i was back at spawn again!
Player 2: Sounds like one lagtastic voyage!

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Laht

A term from the Farsi language popular among Persians which is used to describe a person or a group of people that engage in violent activities or are just up to no good. You can spot a group of lots from their loud, aggressive, and mischievous behavior.

Example:

Son: "Mom can I hang out with Jon"?
Mom: "No Son, Jon is a laht. He will be a bad influence on you"

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

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Palmela Handerson

Your hand that you masturbate with.

Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!

Palmela Handerson by One eyed wombat June 13, 2018

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