lagtard 

A contraction of the words lag, which defines a slow sluggish state of a client-server connection rate, thus causing an entire peer network to be reduced to the speed of the lag, and tard, which is a contraction of retard, a typically insulting moniker used to define someone whose lameness or poor quality reduces the quality of his or her peers, a lagtard is the party responsible for lag in an online peer network.

That lagtard with his slow-ass dialup connection is ruining our Counter-Strike game!

lagtard by mistermocha June 16, 2004

lagtard 

One whose computer has slowed to unusable speeds while doing something important.

One whose computer is frozen/crashed while doing something important.

One whose brain functions slower than a retard.

One who lost every event at the special olympics.

Unknown Soldier is a lagtard.

Ryan's voice sounds like a robot, he's such a fucking lagtard.

lagtard by tator January 7, 2004

LAtard 

A portmanteau of the abbreviation LA, for Liberal Arts, and 'tard. Pronounced "lay-tard", LAtard is a pejorative term for a person studied in the Arts and Humanities. They typically believe themselves to be more "cultured", "creative", "open-minded", and "erudite" than most people but lack the skills to work a basic calculator, let alone engineer a bridge.

Not to be confused with Libtard.

There's a flame war between the LAtards and STEMlords on Reddit again.

LAtard by TomTee May 25, 2021

Lactard 

A person who is lactose intolerant, but who continues to eat dairy as though they're not.

P1: whoa!! What is that putrid smell? Don't you smell that?
P2: yeah, sorry my stomach is doing weird things from that big glass of whole milk I had.
P1: what the heck, aren't you lactose intolerant?
P2: yeah, sorry.
P1: lactard.

Lactard by oddlyintriguing September 29, 2013

Lag tard 

An extremely loose-aggressive poker player.

Corporation Mike is raising me on every flop. He's such a lag tard.

Lag tard by Chester the Jester February 2, 2007

lawtard 

Retarded lawyer. Derogative specifically for members of the legal profession.

The lawtards were asking about eDiscovery again - they don't seem to understand how Gmail works.

lawtard by verbiventor March 2, 2011

Laguardia Arts 

Fiorello H. Laguardia Arts High School or Arts and Performing Arts.(One of the Specialized High Schools in New York)

The combination of two art based high schools that joined together to form Laguardia High School.

The movie FAME was based on this notorious high school.
(and no they aren't stupid, crack heads, and not all gay)

This school contains majors such as Art, Dance, Drama, Instrumental, Tech, Vocal.

Few alumni that have attended Laguardia Arts:
Actors/Actresses: Jennifer Aniston, Adrien Brody, Al Pacino and Wesley Snipes;
Entertainers: Liza Minnelli and Ben Vereen;
Designer: Isaac Mizrahi

I Attend Laguardia Arts.

Laguardia Arts.

Laguardia Arts by Laguardian January 5, 2008