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Lagtoast 

(lag-tōst) n. 1. Extreme computer lag, or comparative slowness of receiving and/or processing information (particularly during video game play).

Etymology:
< The Battle Grounds server lag < "lag" < various combinations of the word lag with others in search of the perfect description of extreme lag (lag bagels, lag muffins, etc.) < lag + toast (lag + the associations attached to the word toasted = perfect description) < lagtoast
Upon encountering extreme lag while playing an online videogame, one may sum up the situation by using the word lagtoast.

Other commonly used variations include the shortened "toast", which may be used as an adjective, noun or verb describing a thing which is in a state of lag, that which is essentially lag, or the act of causing a state of lag, respectively.

Leet speak variation: 70457 ( 7 = T, 0 = O, 4 = A, 5 = S )
Lagtoast by Jollygrogger March 9, 2009
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lagtastic voyage 

When you are playing a sweet fps on any online gaming network and its lagging so gal-darn much you are teleporting around without trying.
Player 1: I was walking up the stairs, and when i got to the top, i was back at spawn again!
Player 2: Sounds like one lagtastic voyage!
lagtastic voyage by Fr46 M46n3T October 24, 2008

lagtastic 

When your computer is lagging, a fantastically large amount.
Bob
Awe shit my comp is being lagtastic again

Joe
Dam, no WOW I guess
lagtastic by Pie ;) January 12, 2008

Lactoasted titty snuff

The act of snorting a line of drugs off of a pregnant woman's breast, then chasing it by sucking out a shot of breast milk.
I was so tired after work I needed a lactoasted titty snuff just to change a diaper.

Lagtastrophe 

An event that causes great lag on either you games or your computers until it crashes on your computers or consoles
My desktop is dealing with a lot of lagtastrophe right now.
Lagtastrophe by Jaki5150 November 9, 2022

lagtastic 

When playing Halo on XBC and the game lags like hell, then when you quit because it's not fun the host says you suck.
That shitty game was LAGTASTIC!!
lagtastic by PMAdd April 9, 2004
The condition of a lactose-intolerant person who drinks too much milk.
I told Jim not to drink our untreated milk. Now he's lactoast.
Lactoast by ratissimus dorsi July 23, 2017