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Langton
A Langton is the type of person who can be best described as "That meme of the guy with the conspiracy theory board". Having a Langton on your group chat will likely make you question everything you thought you knew about how humans work and think. Langtons regularly take all opportunities available to them to rant, especially about a potential conspiracy.
Joe: Bro I wanna add Jerry to my group chat!
Gareth: Nah man don't do it, that guy's a total Langton.
Joe: Oh hot damn really? Nevermind then.
Gareth: Nah man don't do it, that guy's a total Langton.
Joe: Oh hot damn really? Nevermind then.
Langton by Nick The Great Guys from SA October 16, 2019
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Langton Girls
a better school than the boys school and very modest. famous for eleanor, who is the queen of the girls school. like name one other person with the chill personality of eleanor. like seriously everyone else is an add-on. mr green “is fit” and every girl prays on him like god. for a better and fitter teacher, see Langton Boys. at this school you’re either weird or like omg so cute!?! the school is falling apart and the discos are better at Langton boys.
Langton Girls by vscoisnotallowed September 11, 2019
russell langton
A slang term used when some1 gets killed while testing an ejector seat in the back garden. Also russell langton is a disturbed child who enjoys wearing womens underwear while making out with navdeep.
russell langton by Lurch January 14, 2005
the full langton
when you've accomplished something you may feel like celebrating, why not perform the full langton? Basically run around and find the nearest girl and verbally rape her before making it physical. usually used when scoring goals, tries and home-runs, BEWARE very very illegal.
yo i scored a goal the other day, so i decided to score with a girl too, i gave her the full langton :/ she cried, and cried...and cried :|
the full langton by nffcboy05 January 1, 2010
Langston Rendell
Langston Rendell by Jim J.M. Milton April 24, 2022
Langdon
The expression "Langdon" was coined during the pandemic crisis in the middle of Swedens deepest forests. The term has it's origin in the beloved movie adaption of Dan Browns trilogy depicting Robert Langdon; portrayed by Tom Hanks. Robert Langdon is a nifty but occassionally low-gifted character with distinct autistic features during the worst possible times. So a "Langdon" is therefore a remarkably special individual whom enters the realms of fantasy during the weirdest occasions.
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