lackademic

A person that lacks required academic qualifications or general smarts of any type.

Example #1: Friend 1: Bob didn't get into Harvard?

Friend 2: No his marks were too low and he failed the interview!

Friend 1: Oh...poor guy was lackademic!

Example#2: Despite being lackademic, Kim Kardashian has done quite well for

herself.

by Funflasher77 September 9, 2014

Blackademic

A well educated nigga.

That nigga is such a blackademic.

by lkdzzbls August 31, 2010

Lacademic

Somebody who claims to be an academic such as a college lecturer or professor but lacks the real gravitas and ability to justify the title.

That physics professor Dave is such a lacademic, he really is useless.

How on earth did that woman mange to become a teacher, she is such a lacademic

by ScottCo90 March 20, 2010

Jacademic / Jackademic

Person/People (usually with a university background or a similar form of higher education) who decide to speak in convoluted, very jargon oriented terms about general subjects/topics with the main intent to either: show off their supposed expertise; their superior intellect over their audience; or both.

The main feeling of their audience, however, would typically be "what a long-winded prick..." or a similar negative thought.

Expanding from this, politicians could be described as Jacademics with enhanced convolution and word play abilities.

Term first heard from (Ninja/J-Sel, CoB, 2012)

Professor at dinner party: You know Charles, the stagnant, and you could even say bearish, state of the economy is fundamentally a result of the proliferation of questionable securities and derivatives products offered by major investment banks with the help of their Federal Reserve and Politician friends.

Thought of a general listener: What a Jacademic / Jackademic!

by Realityshow October 18, 2012

lackademia

The phenomena of an expensive education being useless in the real world.

Four years of lackademia and still living off the folks.

by wildmonkeysects March 14, 2007

lackadickatosis

Lack of sex making one act like a total asshole to all

Damn she's evil today...suffering from a serious case of lackadickatosis since breaking up with her main man!

by roshne1206 June 11, 2006

slackademic

A perpetual student who prefers the safety and comfort of academic life over the trials and tribulations of the real world. source: http://www.wordspy.com

I am a non-slackademic. See my article on Virtual Librarianship: A Non-Slackacademic Approach

by Dr. Mohamed Taher December 9, 2008