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A talent-less creature that resides in the depths of Beverly hills. The Kim Kardashian is an intriguing creature as it's body is made out of 85% plastic, although this is physically impossible scientists are still baffled on how this creatures exists.

The Kim Kardashian is extremely famous due to it's extremely high sexual potency which leads to it creating very bad sex tapes. The Kardashian is known to breed in a concerning rate as it gives birth to two young per marriage than divorces annually.

The Kim Kardashian is mentally controlled by the Queen Kardashian known as a 'Kris Jenner" or Scientifically named "The Utalenteuos Whoreous" Thankfully the Kris Jenner is no longer fertile however she has whole new litter that will soon produce a new generation of attention whore's.
Kim Kardashian: Some how it's famous and it's very prone to attention seeking
by ThelovelyDictionary December 14, 2016
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Literallyyyyyyy she is an untalented and fake bitch who is famous for literallyyyyyyyyyy making a sextape with Ray J and being friends with Paris Hilton. She seriouslyyyyyyyyy made a reality show where just hangs out with the rest of her untalented family.

She also says the following:

Literallyyyyyyyyyyy
Seriouslyyyyyyyyyy
Honestlyyyyyyyyyy
I am literallyyyyyyyyyyy an untalened, fake, and honestlyyyyyyy slutty bitch. I am seriouslyyyyyyyyyy so greedy and made a horrible sextape and song literallyyyyyyyyy called JAM.

- Kim Kardashian
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by Rpgluvr13 June 26, 2017
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A famous chick with no talent who no one know how she became famous.
Bob: Hey, do you know how Kim Kardashian became famous?
John: No... Anyway she has no talent...
Bob: I guess the world will never know....
by Cclleoo January 07, 2015
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A shitty ass motherfucker who is married to a douche and shouldn't even be famous and likes to show herself half naked with her boobs hanging out of her shirt.
"Omg did you see Keeping Up With The Kardashians?"

"That show With Kim Kardashian? Believe it's called Keeping Up With the ShitHeads"

"Yes! I watch Keeping Up With The Shit Heads all the time!"
by Morq March 11, 2015
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You see, Kim Kardashian is just like a car wash, she seems fresh but then you marry her and two weeks later, shes dirty again.
"GOD DAMN IT KIM KARDASHIAN! WHERE YOU OUT FUCKING REGGIE AGAIN?!
by YourMansFavoriteForeign July 11, 2016
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