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Lackadickitis 

A fictitious condition in which one lacks the company of a mans sexual organ for an extended period of time. In this instance that person may experience an increase in heat flashes, flirting, fantasies, masturbation, viewing of porn, or the use of electronic toys in order to curb their appetite for the male organ until a suitable partner is found.
She's suffering from
lackadickitis because it's been 6 months since she last had sex.
Lackadickitis by mswordplay January 20, 2009

Lackadickatitus 

When a female becomes enraged from a lack of dick in her life.
Jane sure has been a raging bitch lately, I think she has a serious case of lackadickatitus.
Lackadickatitus by Dannyboy26 August 27, 2018