person 1: hey man are you still coming out with us tonight?
person 2: no I think I'm gonna stay in tonight
person 1: man don't tell me you're kwonning out

kwonning out by cellyhard77 June 12, 2017

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kwonoing

The act of drinking as many red dragon shots as possible in as short of period of time as humanly possible

I was kwonoing so hard last night that I'm pretty sure I died, twice

kwonoing by Theonewhoknocks77 March 9, 2016

Kwondite

(n.) A person (often a female) who tries unnaturally hard to impress potential mates by posting multiple flirtatious videos and pictures on social networking sites. The person will often do things such as sing or post inspiring quotes in these pictures and videos to make it seem like they are attractive.

Girl 1: Oh my gosh Girl 3 is such a kwondite.
Girl 2: I know. All she does is vlog and sing on youtube and post inspiring quotes on Facebook every 2 hours.

Kwondite by 13243546576879809089995674392 July 8, 2012

Kwonita

A person who is clumsy and falls down the stairs twice a day. Even though they are crazy you still love them no matter what stupid things they do

I was walking and all of a sudden I see Kwonita falling down the stairs

Kwonita by Spicycow23 February 11, 2015

kwonzi

A financial scheme with borrowed elements from and a similar negative-sum nature to a Ponzi scheme but not a Ponzi - cleverly obfuscated by sophisticated manipulation, legitimate technology, and jargon.

Do Kwon: A Terra Luna CEO whose wealth management business was a nearly four year Kwonzi scheme that defrauded investors of billions.

kwonzi by Charles Kwon September 14, 2022

josh kwondike

my favorite viner. :D

guy 1:Hey Bro, Do You Know Josh Kwondike?
Guy 2: yup i know him. hehehehe XD also hes my fav viner

josh kwondike by IceKubez December 28, 2017

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026