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Kwondite 

(n.) A person (often a female) who tries unnaturally hard to impress potential mates by posting multiple flirtatious videos and pictures on social networking sites. The person will often do things such as sing or post inspiring quotes in these pictures and videos to make it seem like they are attractive.
Girl 1: Oh my gosh Girl 3 is such a kwondite.
Girl 2: I know. All she does is vlog and sing on youtube and post inspiring quotes on Facebook every 2 hours.
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Klondite 

The Klondite Gold Rush also described asThe Yukon gold rush, was a frenzied gold rush that drew tens of thousands of would-be prospectors from all over the world to the Klondike River near Dawson City, Yukon, Canada after gold was discovered there in 1896. Klondite may be described as anyone with lots of money or gold.
Described by Kayne West in Stronger 'I'll do anything for a klondite'
Klondite by Bunney July 23, 2011
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josh kwondike 

guy 1:Hey Bro, Do You Know Josh Kwondike?
Guy 2: yup i know him. hehehehe XD also hes my fav viner
josh kwondike by IceKubez December 28, 2017

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016