kwonzi

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A financial scheme with borrowed elements from and a similar negative-sum nature to a Ponzi scheme but not a Ponzi - cleverly obfuscated by sophisticated manipulation, legitimate technology, and jargon.

Do Kwon: A Terra Luna CEO whose wealth management business was a nearly four year Kwonzi scheme that defrauded investors of billions.

kwonzi by Charles Kwon September 14, 2022

Words you can keep

Kwanzian Jew

Person who celebrates Kwanzaa while also being half Jewish.

Shelby annually celebrates Kwanzaa and Hanukkah because she is a Kwanzian Jew.

Jennifer is a half Kwanzian Jew.

Kwanzian Jew by shelbs012 March 31, 2010

Related Words

kwonzi • kwonz • Konzi • konzili • Koonzie • Kronzi • kronzied • Kwanzian Jew • Kwanzite • kwenziwe

Kronzi

Someone who acts like a bank for people who are younger than him in certain social events

Dave lent me 50 euros to buy food at the convention. He's such a Kronzi!

Kronzi by Tifferman December 23, 2021

Konzi

Noun

Slang for the name of an exceptionally cool guy, particuarly with a likeness to Ché Guevara or sporting a fetching bandana.

Hey Konzi, your really cool!

Konzi by HairyHarry March 18, 2004

kwonning out

backing out or bailing on pre-existing plans

person 1: hey man are you still coming out with us tonight?
person 2: no I think I'm gonna stay in tonight
person 1: man don't tell me you're kwonning out

kwonning out by cellyhard77 June 12, 2017

Kwanzite

African American who celebrates Kwanzaa.

I saw three Kwanzites at the store buying decorations for the holidays.

Kwanzite by Belle Star December 21, 2006

kwonoing

The act of drinking as many red dragon shots as possible in as short of period of time as humanly possible

I was kwonoing so hard last night that I'm pretty sure I died, twice

kwonoing by Theonewhoknocks77 March 9, 2016

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

Word of the Day on September 13, 2026

Brought-upsy

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.

Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?

Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?

Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005

Word of the Day on September 12, 2026

kitbash

The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...

I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.

kitbash by geru January 15, 2006

Word of the Day on September 11, 2026

Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.

There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.

Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026

Word of the Day on September 10, 2026

Rammys

-Ramifications

-shorthand for the ramifications of actions

“Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”

Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023

Word of the Day on September 9, 2026

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026