kwonzi

A financial scheme with borrowed elements from and a similar negative-sum nature to a Ponzi scheme but not a Ponzi - cleverly obfuscated by sophisticated manipulation, legitimate technology, and jargon.

Do Kwon: A Terra Luna CEO whose wealth management business was a nearly four year Kwonzi scheme that defrauded investors of billions.

by Charles Kwon September 14, 2022

Kwanzian Jew

Person who celebrates Kwanzaa while also being half Jewish.

Shelby annually celebrates Kwanzaa and Hanukkah because she is a Kwanzian Jew.

Jennifer is a half Kwanzian Jew.

by shelbs012 March 31, 2010

Kronzi

Someone who acts like a bank for people who are younger than him in certain social events

Dave lent me 50 euros to buy food at the convention. He's such a Kronzi!

by Tifferman December 23, 2021

Konzi

Noun

Slang for the name of an exceptionally cool guy, particuarly with a likeness to Ché Guevara or sporting a fetching bandana.

Hey Konzi, your really cool!

by HairyHarry March 18, 2004

kwonning out

backing out or bailing on pre-existing plans

person 1: hey man are you still coming out with us tonight?
person 2: no I think I'm gonna stay in tonight
person 1: man don't tell me you're kwonning out

by cellyhard77 June 12, 2017

Kwanzite

African American who celebrates Kwanzaa.

I saw three Kwanzites at the store buying decorations for the holidays.

by Belle Star December 21, 2006

kwonoing

The act of drinking as many red dragon shots as possible in as short of period of time as humanly possible

I was kwonoing so hard last night that I'm pretty sure I died, twice

by Theonewhoknocks77 March 9, 2016