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When a beta person is silenced/stopped/immobilized by a stronger alpha person.
Jim was talking like the godfather about his penis until Julie kuft that shit with a real description of his junk.
Julie kuft Jim for the party, so we will celebrate without him.
Jim can't keep a job, so Julie called kuft him until he starts making some cash again. Jim is such a kuft.
kuft by King lakufta January 28, 2019
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As in Pukka, Spot on, Just right. Excellent
This is a Kufty example (This example is spot on)
Kufty by The Digger August 14, 2008
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ms. kufta 

A woman who is Satan reincarnate. At night she sucks the souls out of young children to keep alive after tens of thousands of years. She kills any creative thought within her class, and kills any sign of individuality. At night in the school she teaches in cackling and screaming have been heard coming from her classroom. A strange air pollutes the area around her.
person 1: I got nightmares of this creepy old hag last night.

Person 2: That's what happens when you look at Ms. Kufta.
ms. kufta by charabbo December 7, 2016
Kufta in ancient lore stems from a very troubled boy who decided instead of speaking in a educated manner, or even in toungs for that matter, that he would make up words. His peers laughed uneasily at his verbiage, but in time began adding to this strange but entertaining drunk squalor as it began to form an actual language. Weeks passed by, months even and each was highlighted with a different term for talking splash Kufta has lead them all meaning "you fucking dick cookie"
"what did you say about my 6'9 mom? Ill eat your intestines you KUFTA" (you must emphesize "kufta" elongating pronunciationa with sarcasm and discust.
a new gypsy term for cocaine
‘oi i love the kufta’
‘do u want some kufta’
kufta by ahahhemsss123 August 28, 2020
it's a bulgarian word for meatball.Everybody in bulgaria love „kufteta".
Can you make me one kufte for lunch?
Yes,ofc.
kufte by stanislav mo November 13, 2020

Kufteta Guy 

A special Bulgarian meatball that can be used to describe someone who is fat.
The guy in front of us is ordering so much food. What a kufteta guy.
Kufteta Guy by Mikson March 1, 2024
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