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Kuntya Douchya 

A female version of douche bag who is rude, pretentious, and fancies herself as being a perfect specimen of a human being in looks and intelligence. Although everyone assumes this is a woman she looks like a man; there is a high likelihood she was either born with a penis or as a hermaphrodite.
I cannot stand <insert name of offender here> , she is such a Kuntya Douchya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Related Words
Kufty • kusty • kunty • kurtycz • Kurty • Kufta • kunty kartoon klan • kutty • Kefty • kifty
Sexiest man alive. Kurtys is insanely attractive and always has the attention of every girl that is within 30 feet of him. He usually has a big wanker and he puts it to good use. Every guy wants to be a Kurtys, and every girl wants to have a Kurtys.
Girl: Oh my god! Look at Kurtys!
Guy: I wish I was him!
Girl: I wish he was my boyfriend!
Kurtys by Rawr1331 December 13, 2010
Literally, it means to somersault.

To disappear, to run away or to ditch.
The guy was here for work, but no sooner did he meet the boss he made kulty.

I cant stand his lectures so Im probably gonna make kulty.

The bastard gave me kulty on our first date.
kulty by Greenlawns Gujju September 8, 2009
The most adorable kind of kitty. It has to be:

1. extra fluffy
2. sassy
3. immediately make you want to pick it up and love it
"I wish my boring kitty was a kurty."
Kurty by LT8927 October 1, 2008

dirty kurty 

While Kirk was rubbing the suntan lotion on Karen Sue's back, he thought he'd attempt a litle dirty kurty on her. Karen Sue was not amused!
dirty kurty by Dave Kendrick May 24, 2006
The last name of a very respected tribe. They are very polite and kind people. You can't help but to love them. They radiate positivity and can make anyone smile with their personality and their irresistible light brown eyes and freckles even if you didn't think they could. They will never make you compromise any piece of yourself. When wrapped in their arms, you will feel free. Encounters may be awkward at first but in the best way- that you find it more adorable than weird. They match your energy and never make you feel alone or out of place. You will instantly feel the connection with them. He is addicting so try to brace yourself- however this will be difficult. He loves music and sunsets and nature for it makes sense that he is grounded and connected with the reality and broad perspectives of life. Anyone lucky enough to meet them should be honored.
*walks in smiling wider than usual"
"what're you smiling so hard for?"
" i'm just happy"
" ahhhhhhh, must be a kurtycz"
kurtycz by Findingdory16 January 27, 2021
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026
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