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Kuntya Douchya 

A female version of douche bag who is rude, pretentious, and fancies herself as being a perfect specimen of a human being in looks and intelligence. Although everyone assumes this is a woman she looks like a man; there is a high likelihood she was either born with a penis or as a hermaphrodite.
I cannot stand <insert name of offender here> , she is such a Kuntya Douchya!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Related Words
Kufty kusty kunty kurtycz Kurty Kufta kunty kartoon klan kutty Kefty kifty
Sexiest man alive. Kurtys is insanely attractive and always has the attention of every girl that is within 30 feet of him. He usually has a big wanker and he puts it to good use. Every guy wants to be a Kurtys, and every girl wants to have a Kurtys.
Girl: Oh my god! Look at Kurtys!
Guy: I wish I was him!
Girl: I wish he was my boyfriend!
Kurtys by Rawr1331 December 13, 2010
Literally, it means to somersault.

To disappear, to run away or to ditch.
The guy was here for work, but no sooner did he meet the boss he made kulty.

I cant stand his lectures so Im probably gonna make kulty.

The bastard gave me kulty on our first date.
kulty by Greenlawns Gujju September 8, 2009
The most adorable kind of kitty. It has to be:

1. extra fluffy
2. sassy
3. immediately make you want to pick it up and love it
"I wish my boring kitty was a kurty."
Kurty by LT8927 October 1, 2008

dirty kurty 

While Kirk was rubbing the suntan lotion on Karen Sue's back, he thought he'd attempt a litle dirty kurty on her. Karen Sue was not amused!
dirty kurty by Dave Kendrick May 24, 2006
The last name of a very respected tribe. They are very polite and kind people. You can't help but to love them. They radiate positivity and can make anyone smile with their personality and their irresistible light brown eyes and freckles even if you didn't think they could. They will never make you compromise any piece of yourself. When wrapped in their arms, you will feel free. Encounters may be awkward at first but in the best way- that you find it more adorable than weird. They match your energy and never make you feel alone or out of place. You will instantly feel the connection with them. He is addicting so try to brace yourself- however this will be difficult. He loves music and sunsets and nature for it makes sense that he is grounded and connected with the reality and broad perspectives of life. Anyone lucky enough to meet them should be honored.
*walks in smiling wider than usual"
"what're you smiling so hard for?"
" i'm just happy"
" ahhhhhhh, must be a kurtycz"
kurtycz by Findingdory16 January 27, 2021