Kufta in ancient lore stems from a very troubled boy who decided instead of speaking in a educated manner, or even in toungs for that matter, that he would make up words. His peers laughed uneasily at his verbiage, but in time began adding to this strange but entertaining drunk squalor as it began to form an actual language. Weeks passed by, months even and each was highlighted with a different term for talking splash Kufta has lead them all meaning "you fucking dick cookie"
"what did you say about my 6'9 mom? Ill eat your intestines you KUFTA" (you must emphesize "kufta" elongating pronunciationa with sarcasm and discust.
by - Alfred A Bearcock III June 16, 2004
A woman who is Satan reincarnate. At night she sucks the souls out of young children to keep alive after tens of thousands of years. She kills any creative thought within her class, and kills any sign of individuality. At night in the school she teaches in cackling and screaming have been heard coming from her classroom. A strange air pollutes the area around her.
person 1: I got nightmares of this creepy old hag last night.
Person 2: That's what happens when you look at Ms. Kufta.
Person 2: That's what happens when you look at Ms. Kufta.
by charabbo December 8, 2016
by ahahhemsss123 August 29, 2020