kranl 

german, industrial, chimney-smoke

When in Germany, large factories may be seen, realeasing thick kranl.

Also see karnl

kranl by doug1 April 24, 2005

felix kranken 

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone

felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"

felix kranken by soapies July 3, 2021

Krangled 

Something broken beyond repair. Originates from the game Path of Exile when refering to items that have been modified by the 'corruption' mechanic as it modifies an item randomly but also prevents any crafting or alteration afterwards. Became very popular during the 'Scourge league' which introduced a mechanic where one can corrupt an item in even more special ways, causing many good items to be ruined by unlucky results.

Player 1: What did the corruption of your boots give mate?
Player 2: I tried a tier 3 mod in the blood crucible and it gave me 'cannot evade' mod so it is pretty much krangled.

Krangled by anonymous March 28, 2022

Krankle 

Little known cousin (from the country) of Krampus.

Similar to his better know cousin, Krankle preys upon children during the holidays. However, while Krampus seeks the naughty; Krankle only seeks the weak and infirm. Having been born with hollow bones himself, he only attacks those that pose the least amount of risk to his own safety. He steals the marrow from his young victims to sustain himself for his months-long hibernation.

To ward off Krankle, susceptible children should light a candle in their window each night. Also, it's highly recommended they keep salt under their pillow. It is well known that Krankle fears the light and the bitter coarseness of salt.

There is ongoing debate over his exact motivations. Most believe he was driven to madness by a childhood filled with frailty and ridicule. However, others note he could be seeking vengeance for his stillborn twin, Krankus. The one that should have lived (as his parents would always say). Still others believe Krankus was merely his first victim.

Yo bro, light that candle or Krankle gonna get yo weak ass.

Krankle by papacholo December 23, 2019

krande 

noun- the type of person who will ruin things that are fun, destroy previously funny jokes, and steal anything cool you do, say, or wear

example 1
kid1: Yo brian made that one joke over and over again, until it was so annoying!
kid2: WOW what a krande!

example 2
kid1: Dude i just started listening to Pharrel and showed Mike, now he thinks he is his biggest fan!
kid2: Sounds like a krande to me...

krande by thechampishere5 December 9, 2008

kanly

To declare formal revenge or vendetta on your enemy or archnemesis, and in the process, letting them know the revenge is on. Sometimes this is done to protect outsiders from the conflict. To declare kanly means that you will start your revenge, expect your enemy to respond in kind, and not quit until the revenge is complete through eternal family and honor shaming, and/or death. The type of vengence needed for kanly is usually a multi-generational, traditional duty bound blood feud of the worst kind. Kanly should not be taken lightly.

"KANLY: formal feud, vendetta under the rules of the Great Convention carried on according to the strictest Limitations. (See Judge of the Change.) Originally the rules were designed to protect innocent bystanders." - Dune Glossary

Duke Leto Atreides declared kanly on Baron Vladimir Harkonnen to settle the millennia long feud between their two Great Houses. It did not end well.

kanly by Zidel333 May 15, 2009

Krangled 

Krangled is a word that refers to something broken or not working properly

Eg. Similar to the word "Scuffed"

John: Bruh that bike is krangled bruv
Jim: You mean scuffed?
John: Yeah, same thing

Krangled by denenquix September 9, 2020