kranker 

Greg Myers when he plays dance dance revolution and I want to play

Greg is such a kranker

kranker by ryebread superstar March 9, 2003

kranker 

A krout and a wanker.

Chirs is a Krout and a Wanker, therefore he is a kranker.

kranker by mnm836 March 21, 2008

Kranker 

Someone who turns up 2 the maaaxxx

“Lil shawty loves her drugs she a kranker”

Kranker by Loco Kush September 18, 2023

felix kranken 

a man who didnt pick up the fucking phone

felix kranken:
"FELIX
PICK UP THE FUCKING PHONE
YOU STUPID BITCH
WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY CHILDREN
WHERE ARE THEY
felix i know you can hear me
PICK UP THE PHONEEE
GIVE ME-"

felix kranken by soapies July 3, 2021

kwanker

the slightly off-colored cap of the penis. it is the most sensitive part of the dick and is attached to the top of the shaft.

a dog bit my kwanker.
i rubbed my kwanker on sandpaper.

kwanker by John Fitzboobs September 18, 2006

Kanker Sisters 

The Kanker Sisters( May, Lee, and Marie) are a trio of girls that have a crush on the Eds in the Cartoon Network show Ed Edd n Eddy. They frequently bully the Eds by kissing them and forcing them to play footsies by locking up their feet and wiggling their red toes for hours. They torture the Eds by using red lipstick to leave lipstick marks and red nail polish on their toes and fingernails.

The Kanker Sisters painted their toenails with bright red nail polish and then made Ed Edd n Eddy play footsies with them while the Eds screamed in agony.

Kanker Sisters by PrabYugop January 9, 2015

kanker 

Dutch word for cancer. Used obsessively by Dutch youth, both in real and on the internet.

1. A word describing a deadly disease.

2. An adjective to anything. Making the word more "extreme".

3. A verb meaning to go away or to "fuck off". Considered very unfriendly. Should never be used by foreigners, because it will result in them getting beat up badly.

4. A verb meaning to be talking negatively about something or to curse on something. Very old fashioned.

1. Ik heb kanker. / I have cancer.

2. Kankermongool. / Cancermongol. (It should be noted that mongol is the Dutch word used to describe people with Down syndrome.)

3. Kanker op. / Go away/Fuck off. (No, seriously, don't ever use this.)

4. Hou eens op met kankeren op... / Stop being so negative about...

All uses combined:
Het maakt me niet uit dat je moeder kanker heeft, je moeten gewoon niet zo kankeren over het gebruik van het woord kanker en anders kan je op kankeren, kankerjong. / I don't care that your mother has cancer, you just shouldn't be talking negatively about the use of the word cancer and if otherwise you can fuck off, cancerchild.

kanker by Iliekdrugs March 20, 2011