by BOOF THWAP April 22, 2005
A guy who's sexual prowess is so low that he usually turns his mates gay. The penis of a Krampe doesnt grow after birth. They are usually thought of as the absolute dumbest examples of human life and can usually be found raping various farm animals. Krampe's tend to smell like a mixture of sour milk and failure.
by jkuss80 May 30, 2009
The sudden wave of attack from a future shit that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. A massive shit generally follows. Also known as a PK.
Sorry I'm late. I just had a massive pk.
If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!
If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!
by gofr March 29, 2008
"What's you last name?" "Krampe. Pronounced Kram-pay"
by Ancestoryt35 May 15, 2017
When you consume more Krispy Kreme donuts than your stomach can hold and your ileum is lodged open due to the amount of material in the digestive tract resulting in a quick and full bowel evacuation of your colon.
by Coke Can May 14, 2018