Krampussy

Krampus is a monster from German folklore who was used by parents to scare their misbehaving children into listening.

Thus, a woman with a Krampussy either avoids or doesn’t want to have kids. Specifically, because they misbehave and are a nuisance.

My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.

by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020

krampussy

A vagina that doesn’t like children, just like the mythical creature Krampus; a pussy that avoids/doesn’t want kids.

My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.

by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020

krampus

A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack.

Be careful or the Krampus is going to get you.

Dude the Krampus snatched my sister last night.

by Jin Chui January 15, 2008

Krampusnacht

The German pronunciation of Krampus Nights, a celebration in Europe of Krampus the Anti-Santa Christmas demon of folklore

"Guten Krampusnacht is German for Good Krampus Nights. I hope you have fun, don't let Krampus get you!

by Krampus X December 26, 2010

KRAMPUS

A monster that is basically Santa goes down your chimney, snatches naughty kids and puts them in a wiker basket which he then sends you to his castle hidden away somewhere in Germany where he keeps you as a prisoner and punishes you and whips you with a whip. he often jumps across houses not on Christmas eve but actually on December 5th as well as Saint Nikolas day.

Sally: What is a scary legend Germany came up with?
Gemma: Krampus
Sally: Oh Ok thanks
Gemma: He see's you when your sleeping he knows when your awake he knows if youve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake

by Daddy_Finn'sMonster December 5, 2018

Krampus

When you have your period at Christmas plus, you also have cramps - its called Krampus.

OMG. Im having Krampus.

Ugh. It's Krampus Eve.

by iCaptainCook November 16, 2018

Christmas Krampus

A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack. He is like the evil opposite of Santa. If Santa represents all that is good, the Krampus is the exact opposite.

You don't what to know about the Christmas Krampus; it will ruin Christmas for you.

by Jin Chui January 15, 2008