Krampi

Krampi: plural form of Krampus

For fat kids one Krampus isn't enough, that is why the Krampi brothers kidnap fat children.

by Yung' Dickky June 28, 2017

poopey kramp

The sudden wave of attack from a future shit that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. A massive shit generally follows. Also known as a PK.

Sorry I'm late. I just had a massive pk.

If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!

by gofr March 28, 2008

Kampilla

when you force a small dog to lick your Man-juice from your chest hair.

That dog has been Kampillaed so many times that it won't even go near the carpet anymore.

by T.C.fuelspiller March 19, 2010

Krampussy

Krampus is a monster from German folklore who was used by parents to scare their misbehaving children into listening.

Thus, a woman with a Krampussy either avoids or doesn’t want to have kids. Specifically, because they misbehave and are a nuisance.

My girlfriend doesn’t want kids, she’s got that Krampussy.

by Hotdog_Water September 6, 2020

krampus

A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack.

Be careful or the Krampus is going to get you.

Dude the Krampus snatched my sister last night.

by Jin Chui January 15, 2008

Krampovitis

A medical condition in which a man's nipples are permanently stiff, and will poke through their shirt.

Holy crap! That guys Krampovitis just shredded his shirt!

by Yak5711 December 12, 2009

Krampusnacht

The German pronunciation of Krampus Nights, a celebration in Europe of Krampus the Anti-Santa Christmas demon of folklore

"Guten Krampusnacht is German for Good Krampus Nights. I hope you have fun, don't let Krampus get you!

by Krampus X December 26, 2010