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A guy who's sexual prowess is so low that he usually turns his mates gay. The penis of a Krampe doesnt grow after birth. They are usually thought of as the absolute dumbest examples of human life and can usually be found raping various farm animals. Krampe's tend to smell like a mixture of sour milk and failure.
I thought that guy had his shit together but I caught him fucking a sheep. What a Krampe!!!
Krampe by jkuss80 May 29, 2009
Words you can keep
Common Surname generally or Dutch or German origin.
"What's you last name?" "Krampe. Pronounced Kram-pay"
Krampe by Ancestoryt35 May 14, 2017
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Kramer's Law 

A simple concept. Once an ass, always an ass. Arrogant, know-it-all, all around asshole.
After becoming a CPA, Ron became an arrogant asswipe worthy of disgust. It happens all the time with those types. That's Kramer's law playing in effect.
Kramer's Law by Lopz August 9, 2012
Krapen are legendary monsters of giant proportions. They are reportedly sighted after a particularly disastrous misadventure on the toilet seat and the term has come to describe a mythologically disgusting shit. The sheer size and fearsome appearance attributed to the Krapen has made it a common feature in various fictional works.
Bro 1: Holy shit who used this toilet last!?
Bro 2: Haha, yeah dropped a bomb didn't I?
Bro 1: Dude you have totally unleashed the Krapen!!
Krapen by 5holycows January 10, 2013

poopey kramp

The sudden wave of attack from a future shit that is often accompanied by intestinal pains and groaning, causing the victim to cease movement and crouch down in agony. A massive shit generally follows. Also known as a PK.
Sorry I'm late. I just had a massive pk.

If i didn't feel that poopey kramp, i would have shit my pants on the spot!
poopey kramp by gofr March 28, 2008

Kramer, Cosmo

The luckiest bastard in the world. He just about falls ass-backwards into money without doing work.
Kramer's life is a fantasy camp.
Kramer, Cosmo by ZaiMatarese August 22, 2003
Jerrys' weirdo neighbour from the T.v show Seinfeld. His first name is Cosmo.
I cant believe that im writing the first definition for Kramer.
Kramer by Blind_assassin September 6, 2005
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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