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A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack.
Be careful or the Krampus is going to get you.

Dude the Krampus snatched my sister last night.
by Jin Chui January 11, 2008
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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When you have your period at Christmas plus, you also have cramps - its called Krampus.
OMG. Im having Krampus.

Ugh. It's Krampus Eve.
by iCaptainCook November 16, 2018
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A monster that is basically Santa goes down your chimney, snatches naughty kids and puts them in a wiker basket which he then sends you to his castle hidden away somewhere in Germany where he keeps you as a prisoner and punishes you and whips you with a whip. he often jumps across houses not on Christmas eve but actually on December 5th as well as Saint Nikolas day.
Sally: What is a scary legend Germany came up with?
Gemma: Krampus
Sally: Oh Ok thanks
Gemma: He see's you when your sleeping he knows when your awake he knows if youve been bad or good so be good for goodness sake
by Daddy_Finn'sMonster December 05, 2018
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When a woman has her period in the month of December and spoils the festive mood!
by J.Marinaro December 03, 2015
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A creature of legend who aided St. Nicholas, one of the inspirations for Santa Claus. Some say he aided St. Nick, others say he went after the Naughty children the night before he came; The Anti-Santa Claus, deliverer of coal, spankings, kidnapping truly evil children in his big black sack to never be seen again.
Don't be a naughty child, or Krampus will get you!
by Krampus X December 06, 2009
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