7 definitions by Coke Can

Evacuating your bowels into a Native American Tee Pee after eating a spoiled bowl of maize.
I hope they don’t find out I did a Wigwam Skadoosh into the Tee Pee after lunch. But I think the maize was bad!
by Coke Can May 9, 2018
When you consume more Krispy Kreme donuts than your stomach can hold and your ileum is lodged open due to the amount of material in the digestive tract resulting in a quick and full bowel evacuation of your colon.
Dude, I think Meredith had Krispy Kramps right before she shit her new sun dress.
by Coke Can May 14, 2018
To be treated criminally unjust and unfair, without having the ability to defend yourself or have others help you.
I just got Sanduskyed at work. I was reprimanded for something I didn't do, and to make it worse, it was done in front of a group of people who knew the real perpetrator.
by Coke Can November 17, 2011
The straightening of a young boys back by way of his anus. The person conducting the alignment must be 60 years old or older and the young boy must be between 3 and 10 years of age.
Person 1: Hey Boo Boo, your walking a little funny. I might need to give you a Sandusky Alignment later.

Person 2: I'll be alright, no need to bother.

Person 3: Get your ass on this mattress and let me straighten your back. Take your pants and underwear off now!!! Put some KY on your asshole too!!!!

Person 3: Don't you feel better? I know I do. If you have any other friends your age that have back issues, send them my way, okay buddy?
by Coke Can November 19, 2011
A large unshaven piece of pubic hair that is capable of catching a falling 50 cent piece from a distance of 28 inches.
Man, I lost three 50 cent pieces my grandad gave to me. I’d better check my moneymuff because I always lose things in there.
by Coke Can May 9, 2018
The act of forcibly shoving a person’s face into another person’s taint until the first person faints from the odor. Then once unconscious, tea bagging them and taking pictures to blackmail them into doing your bidding.
Let’s give Jim a Tainty Fainty so we can get the upper hand. Yea, I can’t wait to tea bag his ass!!
by Coke Can May 14, 2018
What your toenail(s) smells like when you fall awkwardly without shoes or socks on and one or several of your toes go into your ass.
Dude, I got some serious stanknail cause I fell weirdly in gymnastics coming off the balance beam.
by Coke Can May 9, 2018