krampage

When a person gets super high, put on a McGibblets costume, and careens around the mall threatening children and singing Krampus Carols. He can only be stopped by Shiva hitting him with her purse so he falls over the balcony railing, after which the Mall Santa punches him in the stomach.

Alternatively, any fit of rage, anger, or destruction can be called a krampage.

Hey, nice Krampage, Taco.

krampage by Elexina November 9, 2015

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Karampage

When a girl name Kara goes on an emotional or physical rampage

Geez, just cuz he broke her heart does not mean she needs to go on a Karampage

Karampage by Gmea July 6, 2011

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Krammage

The act of cramming a partners asshole full of shit with your dick during anal sex. Shoving the packed shit deep into their rectum and into their large intestine

Bro, last night I gave Stacy the fattest krammage I’ve ever done. It was so bad that she had to go to the E.R

Krammage by Beat dick ass January 7, 2020

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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