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kqualling 

The act of consensually shooting a man to the head with a pistol while he’s standing upright, then burying his body and leave it to decompose for four months, then dig the man back up and surgically put a giant licorice tube through his body from his mouth to anus, then to urinate through the tube until you see your urine come out the other end of the tube. Next violently rip the tube from his anus and consume it, then make love to his corpse and ejaculate. Then go on to eat the corpse raw.
Hey, i heard eric said his last wishes were for me and Michelle to start kqualling him
kqualling by Gooner patrol March 17, 2024

kegalling 

Kegalling is an exercise women do to strengthen the musculature of the under-pelvis in order to prevent hemorrhoids and strengthen the vaginal muscles.
During pregnancy, kegalling can help women prevent hemorrhoids and prepare their vagina for birthing by strengthening the muscles under the pelvis. Kegalling involves repeatedly tightening and relaxing those muscles.
kegalling by Gaia*62 April 25, 2016
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kamalling 

Kamalling; to furiously finger two or more girls at the same time while they lie side by side and you are in between them. Mainly done on beaches.
Guy 1: I was kamalling some hot chicks last night!
Guy 2: Mate that is so rad! You're a poondawg!
kamalling by hog345 February 19, 2011

kawalling 

Used for when somebody is "flexing" or "fronting."
you know you not balling so stop kawalling.
kawalling by 2riichkaay July 21, 2016

squalling 

verb
1) To act in a manner similar to squall leonhart.
2) To angst, hide away from everyone else, and listen to Linkin Park and/or Evanescence.
"Dude, I wish he would quit squalling and pick up his phone."
squalling by Zell_of_Lincoln July 20, 2008

Qualling 

How people from Boston say calling, especially when they feel angry.
Boss: "I've been qualling you all day, and you still haven't picked up!"
Qualling by MCormorant December 4, 2017

squalling 

When someone is yelling loudly, and squirming around due to pain (sex induced or not)
I was hitting it doggy style and my dick slipped out and damn near broke off in her ass, man I was a fucking squalling!
squalling by Trickle Motorsports April 18, 2021
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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