The act of consensually shooting a man to the head with a pistol while he’s standing upright, then burying his body and leave it to decompose for four months, then dig the man back up and surgically put a giant licorice tube through his body from his mouth to anus, then to urinate through the tube until you see your urine come out the other end of the tube. Next violently rip the tube from his anus and consume it, then make love to his corpse and ejaculate. Then go on to eat the corpse raw.
by Gooner patrol March 17, 2024