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I only made up this word because I had nothing to rhyme with hookers.
This phrase is kinda like bitches get stiches, but instead of bitches it's hookers and a kooker is kinda like a band -aid except it's one of those really big ones that cover the face of your fist.
Hey Ivy, guess what?
Hey Austin, What?
Hookers get kookers!
kookers?
yeah, like band-aids.
ohh, austin your a complete genious.
kookers by TripprinPills December 23, 2008
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Kooker, noun: a kooker is a an object of extreme affection. Not a term to be used lightly. Can be applied to a gf or a bf but only if they're unicorn-status magical creatures. A kooker always tries to do right by you. Can be shortened into "Cooky" as in The Beastie Boys' Cookypuss--"let me order one then, let me get one...anytime, just like, now, and shit."
That Dora is a real Kooker: not only did she make the end of the night beer run after the keg went dry, but she also stayed to help me clean up after everyone else went home.
Kooker by Fetish2013 May 11, 2013
Getting ones ball sack caught in a bicycle chain while riding
That was one bad ass kooker.
kooker by Joe Donkey August 28, 2003

Boo kookery 

Squandering away or misuse of money or wealth.
What is with all this boo kookery? My friend keeps buying girls drinks at the bar!!
Boo kookery by Dr Right Now November 1, 2021

kokerstucking

When you are permastuck silver 2 and you can't even get out of silver but your only excuse is that you have no teammates and describe yourself as 'not hardstuck' yet having 52% winrate in low silver (bottom 40%). Can't manage to press ult in a 7 second window or use smite once in any apprioriate moment. Also thinks he's better than a diamond player who will hit master in a week or so. Must be washed and is suck in silver for 1.5k games from 3 years already.
How about we play some duoq tomorrow?
Hello no! I ain't playing with your kokerstucking ass! You're silver for 3 years with gray kd! Fucking KOKERLOW!
kokerstucking by pisslow June 20, 2021
An educational website that helps students through college - www.koofers.com
I checked out Koofers for all my college classes and it really helped me out!
koofers by Koofers December 28, 2009

Knookers 

Pronounced like nookers, knookers is a synonym for boobs or knockers. Like the word fook, it makes a slightly more serious word, funny.
Look at the knookers on that girl, I could land a plane on those!
Holy knookers I just won the lottery!
Knookers by Jack Larken December 16, 2011