Knookers

Pronounced like nookers, knookers is a synonym for boobs or knockers. Like the word fook, it makes a slightly more serious word, funny.

Look at the knookers on that girl, I could land a plane on those!
Holy knookers I just won the lottery!

by Jack Larken December 16, 2011

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Knockers on the Knockers

In reference to when a woman has pierced nipples.

Petey: "So how was it?"
Howie: "Dude, she had knockers on the knockers and the man in the boat with anchor!"

by Utah Ski Bums May 23, 2010

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Fort Knockers

1. A highly guarded and secretive goldmine of one's adult material. Usually referenced in regard to a voluminous and particularly titillating collection.

2. Hooters restaurants.

Jamie (older gentleman): Have you noticed how there are less and less Fort Knockers around.

Shane (older gentleman): Yeah, with the internet now a days people are beginning to abandon the gold standard of porn, choosing to trade in papers and tapes for illicit web sites. I've heard one can get all sorts of diseases from sex, and now, viruses from the internet.

Jamie (older gentleman): Kids these days just don't understand. But alas the world is changing.

Shane (older gentleman): Indeed

by Titman69 July 22, 2009

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Slobbin Knockers

Huge tits that are large, but too big to be considered attractive.

randy:"dude that chick has huge tits"
brad:"yea, too bad they're slobbin knockers though."

by peanutbuttermansux June 23, 2016

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knockers

See tits, hooters, bazookas, bazongas... same thing.
Knockers have to be kinda big to deserve being called that.
Lil titties are better addressed as mosquito bites or zits

Like electric toy trains, knockers were originally designed for kids, but are mostly enjoyed by grownups.

by Hugh G Rection September 19, 2003

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