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koofer
koofer by T. S. Hogdahl II September 18, 2006
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koofer • Koofters • Koolers Ballers • kooker • Kooter • Koffer Schlampe • kooter shooter • kooter sock • Kooter Stick
Koofters
kookers
I only made up this word because I had nothing to rhyme with hookers.
This phrase is kinda like bitches get stiches, but instead of bitches it's hookers and a kooker is kinda like a band -aid except it's one of those really big ones that cover the face of your fist.
This phrase is kinda like bitches get stiches, but instead of bitches it's hookers and a kooker is kinda like a band -aid except it's one of those really big ones that cover the face of your fist.
Hey Ivy, guess what?
Hey Austin, What?
Hookers get kookers!
kookers?
yeah, like band-aids.
ohh, austin your a complete genious.
Hey Austin, What?
Hookers get kookers!
kookers?
yeah, like band-aids.
ohh, austin your a complete genious.
kookers by TripprinPills December 23, 2008
Kooters
Kooters by luwii johnson May 25, 2009
Koofer
A Koofer is someone who kicks a pidgeon. A Koof on the other hand is the noise a pidgeon makes when it is kicked, usually by a Koofer, HARD.
Koofer by CompareTheMeerkatz July 24, 2009
koofer(s)
Landon's addiction to koofer(s) began at a young age when his handicapped classmate dragged him into the bathroom.
koofer(s) by commodoresmokey September 29, 2010
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