Kooker

Kooker, noun: a kooker is a an object of extreme affection. Not a term to be used lightly. Can be applied to a gf or a bf but only if they're unicorn-status magical creatures. A kooker always tries to do right by you. Can be shortened into "Cooky" as in The Beastie Boys' Cookypuss--"let me order one then, let me get one...anytime, just like, now, and shit."

That Dora is a real Kooker: not only did she make the end of the night beer run after the keg went dry, but she also stayed to help me clean up after everyone else went home.

by Fetish2013 May 11, 2013

kooker

Getting ones ball sack caught in a bicycle chain while riding

That was one bad ass kooker.

by Joe Donkey August 28, 2003

kook show or kooker

A late night event filled with sexual shenanigans and one or more girls performing various tricks. Usually involves a few hockey players and some dirties.

A few of the buds came over with a few tarts and we fired up a real kook show. Jimmy was working the double deuce with budsy on some baldy while buds was looking on

by hontas May 7, 2003

Koolerifix

Off the hook, outstanding, pretty not so bad, pristine,
highest level of compliment.

Yo son, those J'z are koolerifix!
After the club I went back to my crib with shorty,
she gave me that becky. Dam Son! Koolerifix!

by MW9 August 23, 2010

Koker

A chem teacher who wears Hawaiian shirts on Thursdays, likes puns, and occasionally tells long stories that either end with a pun or relate to a chem topic (or both).
Note a koker will use peanut butter sandwiches as a simile for almost all types of bonding.

(Jonah walks into chem class with a Hawaiian shirt on Thursday)
Grant “your such a koker”

by epicgamer22 January 23, 2020

Koosered

When your exhaust (insert any other car mod or apply to anything that your significant other finds annoying and makes you get rid of as a result) is too loud for your wife and she demands that you remove that thing or else...

"Wife won, exhaust gone. I got koosered"

by P!GPEN February 21, 2013

Koomer

Koomer. Latin for "cums a lot". Usually referring to someone who masturbates excessively.

1. Erik is such a Koomer.

2. He keeps jacking off nonstop.

by Koombayuh March 8, 2021