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Kooter 

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The female sex organ. Can also be spelled with a c. "Cooter."
Wow, my kooter is on fire!
Man, her kooter smells!
I have to go to the doctor to have my kooter looked at.
I have an infection in my kooter.
Kooter by Goldielocks239 May 6, 2009

Kooter 

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Another way of saying Coochie as in vagina
She shaved her kooter and I wanted to do the same
Kooter by Mis maam March 18, 2021

kooter 

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The process of discharging one's bowels onto a man or womans anus and then proceeding to thrust one's penis in the the anus, ramming the feces into their partners anus.
"I wanted to take our love to the next level so instead of preforming a Ceveland Steamer I gave her a kooter."

"Sorry guys I can't eat Mexican food with yall tonight...I think I'm going to finally kooter Perry and I don't want the runs"

"Hey I clogged your toilet...Must have been the extra shit from when I got kootered last night."
kooter by Campidious December 10, 2008

Kooter 

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its the time in a boys life when he starts to think about shoving it in some girls poochie
"Dude im old enough to Kooter"
Kooter by DyNaMo February 25, 2003

kooter farm 

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A social occasion made up of mostly females.
Opposite of sausage fest
kooter farm by Jappix August 24, 2011

Kooter-karma 

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The indefinable mystic system of justice that allows guys to get with girls way out of their league. Usually gained from faithful acts towards ungrateful girlfriends.
I spent three years with that girl and she treated me like crap. I'm due some kooter-karma.
Kooter-karma by Tucker Blue July 24, 2009
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