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Your best companion and mold dealer. Touches grass daily. He makes pure art and plays video games. He's addicted on unlocking achievements and collecting trading cards on videogames. He often consumes coke (pepsi preferably). He may spit out random shit sometimes but after some time the malfunction will be fixed you'll get used to it. You should have a friend like Komni.

-Komni
Written while brushing my teeth before bedtime.
Uhh, Komni survived a- a nuclear bomb!
komni by Dotkomn December 27, 2021
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A bunch of Ministry of Truth wannabes who aren't even half as smart as they think they are. George Orwell would roll in his grave laughing.
Man fuck Kominfo, now Indonesia feels like literally 1984
kominfo by nothing-for-free July 31, 2022
"Konim" stands for High-quality 2D animation produced in India. Just like Japanese cartoons are called anime, therefore there should be a unique term for the high-quality animation produced in India as well. Most artists in India call high-quality cartoons "Indian Anime", but that doesn't make sense because the whole meaning of anime is "animation which is made in japan".So after lot of thinking and deciding with a lot of skilled animators, we decided to
name it "Konim".
Do you watch Konim?
Which is your favorite Konim?
Konim by RG Bucket List March 31, 2021

kommireddy

person 1: Dude didn't you lose your dog last week?

kommireddy: DWAI
kommireddy by xd117 September 10, 2020
A card game designed in California with origins tracing back to Central and South America. The goal is to get the lowest cumulative score within a certain number of rounds. Players use memory, speed and strategy while viewing, swapping and matching one another's cards.

A game generally takes ~30 minutes and can be played with 2-6+ players. In replacement of a turn, if a player believes he or she has the lowest score, they say "KOMBIO!"
"He'll definitely call KOMBIO now!"

"Grab KOMBIO, it's in my glove compartment"

"They were playing KOMBIO at the hostel"
KOMBIO by YangGang June 29, 2020
kominfo is a new word used by the younger generation of Indonesia to express their annoyance towards something
you are so kominfo (bad)
You are actually kominfo (braindead)
I need you to know you're piece of human kominfo (shit)
/ID
Tingkah mu seperti kominfo (payah)
Kamu seperti kominfo (tidak berguna)
Dasarr kominfo!!! (Payah)
Kominfo by anonymous August 1, 2022

kommitment

(noun)

How a real man spells kommitment ("commitment" for all you female readers)
Michelle wanted to take her relationship with Dan to the next level, but Dan is totals scared of kommitment and refused.
kommitment by gtbarry January 13, 2009
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026
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