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kompromise

(noun or verb)

To fake listening to someone’s concerns and pretend you are giving consideration to their viewpoint. All the while plotting to take it out on them later if they dare agree to the new deal you propose without meaning what you said.
Dan reached a kompromise with Michelle when he agreed to "take things slow", even though he knew he would get some later that night.
by gtbarry November 5, 2008
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Mickelson

Noun. To choke. To lose when you could have won. To not deliver when the pressure is on. Based on golfer Phil Mickelson's innate ability to choke when the pressure is on.
Did you see Shaq pull a Mickelson and totally miss those free throws at the end of the game?
by gtbarry June 20, 2006
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vietnam

(noun)
a situation in which there is no chance of winning. See also....modern day version of this term is "iraq"
"Honey, does this make me look fat?"

"I am so not answering that. You are NOT getting me into THAT vietnam."
by gtbarry August 28, 2008
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cyber-vanity

noun or verb

The act of self-declaration via twitter or facebook of what you are currently "doing" (BESIDES typing into facebook or twitter - which is what you are ACTUALLY DOING!) in an attempt to publicly validate your social status and to make it look like you are not a loner or a loser that needs virtual validation to give yourself a sense of self-worth. (As my friend put it, posting that you are doing laundry is not a "status update" - it's a cry for help!)

See also: cyber-affirmation
Dan is totally into cyber-vanity. He updates his facebook status ten times a day. As if we really want to read a play-by-play of his laundry chore.
by gtbarry May 5, 2009
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Applot

(noun)

***A combination of the words “apple” and “zealot” and therefore, pronounced like the word “applet”***

A member of a fanatical sect that is so partisan and overly enthusiastic that they have an uncritical and blinded devotion to anything made by Apple Computers. They are so intolerantly devoted to their own opinions and prejudices that they develop an elitist attitude and treat members of other groups with hatred or severe intolerance.
Dan is such an Applot that he thinks the iPhone is “perfect.” But when I try to call him to convince him otherwise, he rarely has an AT&T signal and often his battery is dead.
by gtbarry December 9, 2008
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konsequences

(noun - I think)

An abstract and nebulous concept for men that actually may be only be a theory or conjecture in which someone does one thing and then something else may or may not occur because of that first thing, but may not - but who cares cause we’re dudes and this sentence went on way too long with out the words “ass” or “boobies.”
Dan suffered konsequences when Michelle came out of the bathroom and saw him dancing with another girl at the bar.
by gtbarry November 2, 2008
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cell mates

noun

The general theory that your mobile phone (cell phone) knows you better than anyone else based on hearing all of your phone calls, knowing all of your texts, facebook updates, emails, GPS locations, etc. and is therefore one of your best friends. After all, there is no person or device that you interact with more than your phone.
Dave and Hal are total cell mates. That guy takes his phone with him with everywhere he goes - even the different rooms in his apartment!
by gtbarry August 17, 2009
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