pepsi

Mainly known for their winning* AbilaTWOW response "Fake your death, never leave, resort to murder if needed…"

*only won if you disregard the top 406 responses

pepsi owns the worlds 6th largest navy

by Werrywit May 30, 2022

pepsi

A cola company whos advertising as gradually subsided to not really promoting their own cola, but more towards demoting coca cola.

Pepsi Executive #1: How about this for a commercial! A rough looking man with a shotgun walks into a bar, and starts shooting everyone, but instead of bullets, they are cans of coke! It ends with "Coke, it'll kill you."

Pepsi Executive #2: I love it!

by sebastiancee November 04, 2007

pepsi

an addictive drug, made by the colombian mafia in 1969

jeff: bruh im so hooked on pepsi
dave: who are you, its 2 AM, please leave my house

by Yes'd September 20, 2019

pepsi

Code word frequently used by high school students to mean cocaine. (Pepsi = coke = cocaine). Frequently used over telephone and instant messenger-type conversations.

"Yeah, Max is getting me more pepsi for the weekend...should I try to hook you up?"

by David August 08, 2004

pepsi

Derogatory term for low class French-Canadians. (based on the preferance and quantity of pepsi consumed)

*girl 1: hey that guy is hot
*guy: Allo-bonjour sexy madame
*girl 2: naw, just a pepsi

by Ana April 25, 2004

pepsi

a crappy version of coke,

also it has a terrible after taste,

person 1:"can i have a coke"

person 2:"sorry, we only have pepsi.is that ok?"

person 1:"i dont know, is monopoly money okay?"

by amkv123 February 21, 2010

pepsi

Pepsi; the greatest sugary drink on the planet... next to coke;

used as antidote for defending zombies (as seen in the movie 28 days later)

pepsi is the only cure for you when bitten by a zombie, you can also drink it before you are infected with the zombie virus, the sugary substance seeps into you blood thus warding off all forms of zombies big and small!

scenario 1:
zombie: FEEL MY EVIL WRATH OF TERROR!
victim: TAKE THAT EVIL ZOMBIE! (throws a bottle of pepsi at zombie knocking it to the ground)

Scenario 2:

Zombie: "i will eat you!"
Victim: "you cant because i drank pepsi!... WHAT NOW!"

by eanielld July 30, 2009