koingaroo

Literally kick-ass animal that isn't afraid to hop up to you and teach you who's bauss, in the true Ozzie pronunciation.

Legend has it that the one-kick koingaroo hops across trains in simply seconds.

koingaroo by BeadleBardy May 8, 2023

Captain Kangaroo 

1 of the longest running children's TV shows, 1st episode Oct. 3, 1955. Bob Keeshan starred as Captain Kangaroo & at age 29 he dyed his hair gray to appear more "grandfatherly". His sidekick Mr. Green Jeans (he did wear green jeans overalls!) was played by Hugh Brannum. A few of the main characters were Mr. Moose, Mr. Rabbit, & Grandfather clock.

Captain Kangaroo was so popular & many, many kids watched it & were highly entertained; a great show!

Captain Kangaroo by Starchylde May 21, 2016

Brutal kangaroo 

When you have sex with a woman while hopping down the street carrying her in a baby bjorn.

Dude, I went full Brutal Kangaroo on that Australian chick to give her a taste of home.

Brutal kangaroo by TeamZiss0u March 8, 2017

El Psy Kongroo 

The correct spelling of El Psy Congroo. Famous chuuni catchphrase said by Okabe Rintaro in Steins;Gate in place of bye, often after phone conversations (the phone does not need to be turned on). A brief pause must be pronounced between words.

*you put your phone to your ear*

The pizza is in the oven. What? The operation will take twelve minutes? That's too long! The organization will be here any moment now!... There is no other way, huh? If I don't call in half an hour tell my parents that I love them. El Psy Kongroo.

El Psy Kongroo by Tsukuyomi_Z November 2, 2020

Happy kangaroo 

When you are in the doghouse for getting drunk and snorting cocaine with your buddies all weekend instead of spending time with your girlfriend .... You strategically suprise her with a dozen roses causing her to forget about your escapade and have her jumping up and down like a happy kangaroo

Dave: hey tom is your old lady still pissed about the weekend? Tom : nah it's all good I just gave her a happy kangaroo ... Let's go get drunk again

Happy kangaroo by Super jo jo and friends June 15, 2016

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise

A Kangaroo Pouch Surprise is when you clasp your penis in one hand while the other hand is in the shape of the middle finger gesture. The middle finger pushes down on the head of the penis, causing it to go inside the penile shaft, forming a baggy of skin. Very quickly the middle finger hand pinches off the skin, creating a "kangaroo like pouch". You then proceed to urinate, thus filling up the pouch. When you release your fingers, the urine filled pouch bursts everywhere creating a "surprise" of urine.

Cooper wanted to impress Beth by showing her that he can successfully perform a kangaroo pouch surprise on her stomach.

Kangaroo Pouch Surprise by Jrrywbb May 12, 2016

kingarrow25 

the best streamer from germany. He is also a simp and very funny. All girls want his D (Donation). his gameplay is also poggers at twitch.tv/kingarrow25

Yo i just found a kingarrow25. Let's frick.

kingarrow25 by KingArrowfan October 7, 2020