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Shit Knuckled

To be so intoxicated that when you take a crap your knuckles interfere with the wiping process.
Last night, the boys and I all got absolutely shit knuckled.
Shit Knuckled by Dispenser January 25, 2016

knuckledick

someone who gets cockpunched all the time
Andrew Baker is so well hated that he became a knuckledick.
knuckledick by DLa November 15, 2003

Knuckled On 

Knuckled on is the act of brown nosing with a boss or someone else of importance. It gets its meaning from the act of gripping someones dick. In extreme cases it is known as "knuckled on with both hands" denoting desperation in the act.
Look at the new guy! He's knuckled on to the foreman!

How did he get away with that screw up? He knuckled on with both hands and blew his way out of it.
Knuckled On by Richmeister August 13, 2014
beaten, usually in a melee with the use of fists, but not restricted to it.

see also: rocked, pwned
knucked by Jay March 19, 2004

Knackered 

1. Exhausted
2. Sexually spent
3. Reprimanded
4. Broken / malfunctional
1. I was knackered when I got in from work.
2. After my seventh ejaculation I was well and truly knackered.
3. The teacher caught us smoking and now we're going to get really knackered.
4. I tried to fix my dad's PC but now it's more knackered than ever.
Knackered by Dan Fox June 12, 2003

knuckled down 

to physically beat someone down with your fists
"...there's a good chance ya ass is either gon' get shot, stabbed, or knuckled down, one out of the three." - Prodigy of Mobb Deep (The Infamous Prelude)
knuckled down by GSTWN May 28, 2007