64 definitions by Dan Fox

An improvised and ultimately dishonest approach to repair so as only to provide a temporal verisimilitude of correct functionality.
The surgeon made a real botch job of my vasectomy and now I shit cum every other Tuesday.
by Dan Fox June 24, 2003
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Acronym of French phrase: "Repondez Sil Vous Plais". English translation: "Reply If You Please"

Used, especially on written invitations, to request a respose.
We are getting married. Please come to the church and the afterparty. Live sex show starring me and my newly betroathed. RSVP.
by Dan Fox July 22, 2003
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A small piece of faeces or shit that has dried, hardened and adheded to pubic hair around the anus. See also dangleberry. Can also be used as an insult.
I can seldom dislodge a clagnut without also removing several pubes.
by Dan Fox June 19, 2003
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Can you change little Tommy's nappy please? He's beginning to really smell.
by Dan Fox June 19, 2003
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An extremely smelly and meaty fart produced after the consumption of large amounts of roast lamb. Often tinged with garlic and delicate undertones of carbohydrates (usually derived from roast potatos) this category of fart is as satisying to the issuer as it is utterly repulsive everyone else.
After Sunday lunch Tom and Dan's metabolisms raced to see who could produce the most offensive lambfart.
by Dan Fox June 11, 2003
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The ultimate derogatory term for a profoundly selfish and ignorant person (usually male). This word is reserved only for most acutely abhorrent people. Etymologically derived from "toxic cunt".
I lent the guy my phone to dial 911 and I never saw the cuntox again.
by Dan Fox June 11, 2003
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South African / Zimbabwean slang for a barbeque.
Let's sink some tinnies and whack some steaks on the brai.
by Dan Fox July 20, 2003
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