knuckledick

someone who gets cockpunched all the time

Andrew Baker is so well hated that he became a knuckledick.

by DLa November 15, 2003

snuckledick

A sneaky knuckle hit to the male genitals

He seems to be in a lot of pain from the Snuckledick he just received

by Pesky1 January 25, 2014

knucklefuckle

When two people go in for a handshake and one person puts up knuckles and the other person goes for a standard handshake. A fucked up handshake or a fucked up attempt at one.

The boss went to shake my hand and I gave him knuckles on accident. What a knucklefuckle.

by DV8DUG September 27, 2017

knucklepuck

1. When one pops the hockey puck up on its side with one's hockey stick and smacks it causing it to fly in the air.

2. A hardcore band known for writing songs about the movie Mighty Ducks.

1. Matt Cullen's knucklepuck shot to win the Stanly Cup in 2007 was without a doubt the goal of the year.

2. Knucklepuck put on a kick ass show last night I was really getting into it until that kid crowd punched me and broke my nose.

by yetimeister October 30, 2008

kentucky knuckledunker

A phrase used to describe "fingering" a female while driving through the state of Kentucky.

I gave her the good ole Kentucky KnuckleDunker on our way home from Nashville last week.

by JimBro Watty March 20, 2016

knucklefuck

One who combines the attributes of a knucklehead and a fucker.

What the hell! Are you some kinda knucklefuck?

by David Nygaard January 30, 2005

knucklefucker

A man who masterbates

John knuclefucked himself before he went to sleep.

by Dan March 2, 2005